Showing posts with label Justin Moore. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Justin Moore. Show all posts

Jul 11, 2018

Country Singer Bars & Restaurants

It seems like every country A-lister has a new restaurant & bar open or on its way to Lower Broadway in Nashville. Inspired by a recent tweet from someone I follow, here are some (thus far) non-existent musician-owned bars and restaurants. 

After the Fries Are Gone
(Loretta Lynn)

Sam Hunt's Cake Pops in a Small Town

Chad Brock's Armbar & Grille

Justin Moore's Short Order Cafe

Let's Go Fajitas
(Faith HIll)

Angus Among Us Steakhouse
(Alabama)

The Heart Wants Pie
(Reba)

Chris Janson's Food Truck Yeah!

It Ain't All Flour
(Sturgill Simpson)

Skeevy's Place Sexy Ladies' Bar
(Old Dominion)

Bok Choy Take Me Away
(Dixie Chicks)

Cole Swindell's White Bread, Crackers, and Bud Light

The Plate of These Wings
(Miranda Lambert)

Brantley Gilbert's Suburban Biker Bar

Now That I Fondue
(Terri Clark)

Bucky Covington's Roadkill Truck

A Good Year for the Rosé
(George Jones)

Colt Ford's Gullet Shove Buffet



May 4, 2017

The Simpsons Country Reaction Gifs 2

Pop country fans going to a concert be like

I read somewhere that pop-country haters are jealous losers

Wearing a Luke Bryan t-shirt to school?

Yeah, Florida-Georgia Line has done so much for country music

Flanders Family Band bout to lay down some hardcore folk

How's that new John Moreland album?

Still more country than Sam Hunt

 Hey, you want free tickets to Justin Moore?

Dec 20, 2016

Little Known Facts: Christmas 2016 Edition


 Krampus is a mythical beast who punishes unruly children during the
Christmas season. Justin Moore has to show him ID every year

All Luke Bryan wants for Christmas is his two front testicles

Charlie Daniels recently sat down on a Nashville mall bench and a line of 
children looking for Santa suddenly formed in front of him

Santa added Dasher to his chili after he told Santa his favorite country singer was Sam Hunt

For Christmas this year, Miranda Lambert simply asks for peace, understanding, 
and "shut the f**k up about Blake Shelton every time I do a damn interview"

Gary Levox's ban from all central Ohio Golden Corral restaurants expires on January 1st 2017

Hank 3 will attempt to spend Christmas with his dad this year but it will end badly 
when he receives 'It's About Time' on cd as his gift

Golden Corral stock is a smart investment for 2017

Mattel is coming out with a new Holiday Country Barbie based on Kelsea Ballerini, 
but it just looks like a regular Barbie

Santa decided that anyone who puts anything Florida-Georgia Line on 
their Christmas list will receive a lump of coal and a Justin Wells cd instead

Since it's the time of sharing, I'm sharing the fact that Jason Aldean is 
an ass with everyone that will listen

Since Farce The Music didn't feature Scotty McCreery on a shelf this year, 
his sales dropped to only 1 album this winter

WWE wrestler Brian Kendrick requested December off to work as an elf at Macy's 
so Shooter Jennings has been filling in for him in the ring

Kenny Rogers is thankful for the cold weather because it gives him an excuse for the frozen face

Millions of children won't get their presents until December 26th due to Santa losing 
his sense of urgency after stopping at Willie Nelson's house

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Mostly by Jeremy Harris

Mar 4, 2016

Bro-country Fan eCards: March '16

These are actual YouTube comments from the fans of Brantley Gilbert, 
Old Dominion, Justin Moore, and Cole Swindell






Jan 27, 2016

Country WWExperience GIFs 2

When you hear Jason Isbell is coming to town... 
then you remember you'll be out of town that weekend


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When Kacey Musgraves walks on stage


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When Justin Moore goes all out for his Halloween costume


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When you're standing on a ladder perched between two other ladders and your friend besmirches Sturgill Simpson


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When somebody asks which one is from
Florida and which one is from Georgia


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When somebody assumes you must love
Cole Swindell since you like country music


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When you go to a summer country music festival

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