Showing posts with label Kacey Musgraves. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kacey Musgraves. Show all posts

Sep 14, 2021

Elderly Country Songs 3

Tim McGraw
Live Like You Weren’t Dying


Sturgill Simpson
Girdles All the Way Down


Tyler Childers
Play Me a Welk Song


Ashley McBryde
A Little Nursing Home in Dahlonega


Kacey Musgraves
Follow Your Jello


Walker Hayes
Fancy Like Bennigans

May 6, 2021

Deliverance Country Reaction Gifs

*1 violent scene but not the one you think*

Radio station exec meeting with a new female country singer

When he says "listen to my Kane Brown record collection or die" and you have to consider it

I'm drowning in a whiskey river

Anyway, here's "Wonderwall"

So rock me mama like a wagon wheel

Ned is country radio. The hillbillies are bro-country.
(you know what's next)

Follow your arrow wherever it leads


Apr 8, 2020

Top 10 Worst Country Quarantine House Guests


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10. Garth Brooks
Just cries in the corner the whole time.

9. Kacey Musgraves
Smokes up all your weed. 

8. Gary LeVox
In this temporarily ‘nicer’ era of Farce the Music, I will leave this one alone, but you know why he’s here.

7. Martina McBride
High stakes poker games with toilet paper for money. Constantly setting up booby traps and cleaning her AK for when “shit goes down.”

6. Cody Jinks
Won’t stop reminding everyone that The Rock is a big fan. Unfortunately, Ward Davis had to come along too - it’s a package deal.

5. Justin Moore
Constantly needs help reaching stuff in the cabinet and climbing up on the toilet.

4. Mitchell Tenpenny
Your wife won’t come out of the bedroom because “his staring is getting really creepy.” Refuses to wash his hands.

3. Thomas Rhett
Brings over all his kids and their friends, negating the whole social distancing thing. Wants to have Ed Sheeran karaoke contests 24/7.

2. Sam Hunt
Expects you to keep his hair cut and styled for him. Water bill extremely high from washing all his jogger pants. Wants you to be the snap track for him when he’s writing songs. 

1. Shooter Jennings
Eats all your Funyuns. His ‘essential’ luggage is 5 crates of He-Man lunch boxes.
Eats up all the wifi bandwidth playing video games constantly. Conspiracy theories out the wazoo.

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