Showing posts with label Kane Brown. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kane Brown. Show all posts
May 29, 2019
Pick Your Pill
Labels:
Cody Jinks,
Florida Georgia Line,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Satire
May 23, 2019
Little Known Facts Makes Its Glorious Return
Insane Clown Posse plans on releasing their entire catalog as country albums in 2019. There will be no changes or remixing done.
Shooter Jennings recently hit the big 4-0 which is a big deal since he was only 3 feet, 11 inches earlier in the year.
Due to him neglecting it while spending so much time on the road and at the beach, Kenny Chesney’s tractor is no longer considered sexy.
Zac Brown’s new rap song has reportedly coaxed hours of valuable information out of terrorists at Guantanamo Bay.
78% of all blacked out names in the Mueller Report were Steve Earle.
Famed Bigfoot hunter Eric Tipton has decided there isn’t enough challenge in looking for the elusive creature and now devotes his time to searching for women on the country music charts.
Jordan Davis’ beard is kind of like Samson’s hair in that it is hair on the head of someone who doesn’t sing country music.
John Rich was one of the crowd favorites at a recent Nashville songwriting expo after he was a last minute substitution for the scheduled janitor that called in sick.
Americana is sometimes called “country music for liberals” because much like liberalism, it proclaims gender equality but is mostly run by old white dudes.
Constantly posting on Facebook about his weight loss vitamins is why John Anderson is the black sheep of his family.
As a child, Russell Dickerson once got his head stuck in a toilet paper roll.
I have never heard “Old Town Road” and will remove the genitalia of the first person that changes that.
Kane Brown coming on country radio is the equivalent of the auto flushing toilet pulling the paper seat cover down the drain before you are seated.
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Most of these are by Jeremy Harris; a few are by Trailer.
May 22, 2019
Kane Brown Gets Cranky
Labels:
Kane Brown,
memes,
Satire,
Whitey Morgan
Kane Brown Gets Religious
Labels:
Kane Brown,
memes,
Satire
May 20, 2019
More Monday Memes: Kane Brown, Concerts, Bebe Rexha
Labels:
Bebe Rexha,
Florida Georgia Line,
Kane Brown,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire
May 17, 2019
Top Gun Country Reaction Gifs
Florida-Georgia Line? I stopped to pee there one time...
When you overhear somebody actually say out loud that Kane Brown is their favorite country singer
Country music has to evolve?
When you're confident in your sexuality and bond with your homie over Kacey Musgraves' music
Why do you love bluegrass so much?
♫ I'm leaving on a jet plane ♫
When she hears that you're a Bucky Covington fan
New Tyler Childers album on the way???
♫ I ain't no holy roller so I just use a bong ♫
Top 10 Signs You’re a Basic A** Country Girl
10. The bartender at a Nashville pedal tavern has cut you off before
9. You don’t remember what songs Kane Brown sang in concert, but he’s your favorite singer because he’s “sooo hot!”
8. You own more pairs of cut-offs than there are Presidents you can name
7. You missed work/class to cry and drink wine the day you found out Dustin Lynch has a girlfriend
6. The above concoction seems like the best thing ever
5. You’ve ever said “Y’all I’m literally dead”
4. There’s just something about a community college dropout in a lifted Raptor running a stoplight while cranking Florida-Georgia Line that makes you fall in love every time
3. You own 3 pair of boots with crosses on them and ain’t been to church in years
2. Your Jeep with a Yeti sticker and a deer decal has never left the pavement of Davidson county
1. You will gladly stand in line upwards of 3 hours to have your photo taken in front of some wings painted on a wall
Labels:
Dustin Lynch,
Florida Georgia Line,
Kane Brown,
Nashville,
Satire,
Top 10 Lists
May 16, 2019
Why 1989 Was Better Than 2019
Country mullet 1989
Country mullet 2019
Kane 1989
Kane 2019
Fad 1989
Fad 2019
Social media 1989
Social media 2019
Keith Urban 1989
Keith Urban 2019
Country duo 1989
"Country" duo 2019
Lifted truck 1989
Lifted truck 2019
2Pac 1989
2Pac 2019
Labels:
2Pac,
Big Daddy Kane,
Clint Black,
Commentary,
Dan + Shay,
Foster & Lloyd,
Kane Brown,
Keith Urban,
Morgan Wallen,
Satire
May 14, 2019
Tyler Childers, Kane Brown Memes
Labels:
Castaway,
Game of Thrones,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Satire,
Tyler Childers
May 13, 2019
More Monday Memes: Lee Ann Womack, Jason Aldean, Kane Brown
Labels:
Jason Aldean,
Kane Brown,
Lee Ann Womack,
memes,
Mr. T,
Satire,
Thomas Rhett
Monday Morning Memes: Tyler Childers, Luke Combs, Ray Wylie Hubbard
May 9, 2019
Game of Thrones Memes: Bob Wills, Kane Brown
Labels:
Bob Wills,
Game of Thrones,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Satire
Alf Country Reaction Gifs
Still beats listening to a Mitchell Tenpenny song
How many morons are in Florida-Georgia Line?
When somebody says they respect Waylon but don't really like his music
"Wanna go to the Dustin Lynch concert with me?"
♫ Cause this dumb blonde ain't nobody's fool ♫
How'd you get through a car ride with a Kane Brown fan?
When somebody plays you some Dan + Shay
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