Showing posts with label Kane Brown. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kane Brown. Show all posts
Feb 21, 2020
Andy Griffith Show Country Memes
Labels:
Alan Jackson,
Andy Griffith,
Dolly Parton,
Jimmy Buffett,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Satire
Feb 20, 2020
Martin Country Reaction Gifs
When she says it’s either her or your concert addiction
When your friend you thought had bad taste in country music says she digs this Cody Jinks fella
When somebody says “Willie’s better at smoking pot than making music”
Latest proof that Luke Bryan sucks:
When the next three concerts coming to your area are Old Dominion, Luke Bryan, and Kane Brown
He already has half the lyrics for a pop country song
When you walk in on her listening to Dustin Lynch
When her Tinder profile is enticing but it says she’s a “George Straight fan”
Feb 18, 2020
John Rich's Songwriting Tip #84
A lot of people ask me about maintaining integrity in songwriting. They say, “John, how do you stay relevant in the country songwriting field without compromising your beliefs in the sacredness of the genre, or your love of the craft?”
I get it. Despite the popularity of a few somewhat traditional sounding artists like Jon Pardi and Luke Combs, it seems that country music is drifting toward the pop landscape more and more. The lyrics are becoming more repetitive, the stories are becoming non-existent, and there are less “real” instruments in the music. I understand your concerns and have some advice for you.
Get over it, boomer. Can’t compromise your integrity if you never had any! This is a business, not an art gallery. I can sell more Bocephus on velvet paintings down by the interstate than I can Monet prints, and I’m all about that almighty dolla dolla bill y’all, so shove your authenticity and get busy hanging up the Hank Jrs.
I went through a few years of thinking I could still get songwriting cuts and hits with the old tried-and-true formula, but it wasn’t because of some virtuous bullshit - I was just lazy. But nowadays I’m getting back on the horse, punching them buttons and dropping them beats. Just got through kissing Kane Brown’s ass on Twitter, too, so hopefully that’ll get me in good graces with the execs and the producers with stupid one-word names. It’s time for the pimp daddy with the bull-horn Caddy to ride again. And if snap beats are cranking out the speakers and you don’t like it, just shut yo washed ass up.
Country music is like Silly Putty. Bend it and twist it however you want. Stick it down on a picture of Drake and Voila! You’ve made a weak, distorted version of Drake appear on the ‘country music.’ Who cares about tradition? Get that green son.
*not actually written by John Rich
Labels:
Hank Jr.,
John Rich,
Jon Pardi,
JR's Songwriting Tips,
Kane Brown,
Luke Combs,
Satire
Feb 17, 2020
More Monday Memes: Boyfriend Country, Kane Brown, Hee Haw
Labels:
Boyfriend Country,
Flex Tape,
Hee Haw,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Satire
Feb 13, 2020
The 40 Year Old Virgin Country Reaction Gifs
*language warning*
When you're kinda square but you're trying to fit in at the Willie concert
(I know this is from an interview, but it was during press for the movie)
When a Kane Brown fan tries to argue
When your blind date goes off on a tangent about how Sam Hunt is the natural progression of country music
All this hatin' and these stupid memes; you need to get a life
Which pop star would you not mind going country?
Shooter Jennings:
You can make fun of me, but if you make fun of my taste in music
Dustin Lynch has had more #1 hits than Johnny Paycheck
Mainstream country songwriting session:
Feb 12, 2020
Wednesday Morning Memes: Hank, Bobby Bones, Kane Brown,
Labels:
Bobby Bones,
Hank Sr.,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Satire,
snap beats
Feb 6, 2020
Ernest P. Worrell Country Reaction Gifs
If you want to see Kip Moore this year, you have to go see him open for Sam Hunt
"Just because you don't think it's country doesn't make it true; the genre has to evolve..."
Still more country than Dustin Lynch
Jason Aldean deciding which single to put out next
Oh, Tyler Childers and Sturgill are coming to town?
When you told your friend she'd love Whiskey Myers and now she does
When the hold music is Kane Brown
Mainstream country radio: when it doesn't suck, it ___
Feb 3, 2020
More Monday Memes: Kane Brown, Brantley Gilbert, Kickstarter
Labels:
Bernie Sanders,
Brantley Gilbert,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Satire
Jan 31, 2020
The Crud Report: February 2020 (a day early)
Jan 30, 2020
Really Dumb Country Reviews: January '20
Real reviews from a popular music service.
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Kane Brown - Experiment
Tanya Tucker - While I'm Livin'
Chase Rice - The Album Pt. 1
Tenille Arts - Love, Heartbreak...
Tyler Childers - Country Squire
Walker Hayes - 8 Tracks III
The Highwomen - s/t
Dustin Lynch - Tullahoma
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