Showing posts with label Kane Brown. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kane Brown. Show all posts

Feb 20, 2020

Martin Country Reaction Gifs

When she says it’s either her or your concert addiction

When your friend you thought had bad taste in country music says she digs this Cody Jinks fella

When somebody says “Willie’s better at smoking pot than making music”

Latest proof that Luke Bryan sucks: 

When the next three concerts coming to your area are Old Dominion, Luke Bryan, and Kane Brown

He already has half the lyrics for a pop country song

When you walk in on her listening to Dustin Lynch

When her Tinder profile is enticing but it says she’s a “George Straight fan”

Feb 18, 2020

John Rich's Songwriting Tip #84

A lot of people ask me about maintaining integrity in songwriting. They say, “John, how do you stay relevant in the country songwriting field without compromising your beliefs in the sacredness of the genre, or your love of the craft?” 

I get it. Despite the popularity of a few somewhat traditional sounding artists like Jon Pardi and Luke Combs, it seems that country music is drifting toward the pop landscape more and more. The lyrics are becoming more repetitive, the stories are becoming non-existent, and there are less “real” instruments in the music. I understand your concerns and have some advice for you.

Get over it, boomer. Can’t compromise your integrity if you never had any! This is a business, not an art gallery. I can sell more Bocephus on velvet paintings down by the interstate than I can Monet prints, and I’m all about that almighty dolla dolla bill y’all, so shove your authenticity and get busy hanging up the Hank Jrs. 

I went through a few years of thinking I could still get songwriting cuts and hits with the old tried-and-true formula, but it wasn’t because of some virtuous bullshit - I was just lazy. But nowadays I’m getting back on the horse, punching them buttons and dropping them beats. Just got through kissing Kane Brown’s ass on Twitter, too, so hopefully that’ll get me in good graces with the execs and the producers with stupid one-word names. It’s time for the pimp daddy with the bull-horn Caddy to ride again. And if snap beats are cranking out the speakers and you don’t like it, just shut yo washed ass up. 

Country music is like Silly Putty. Bend it and twist it however you want. Stick it down on a picture of Drake and Voila! You’ve made a weak, distorted version of Drake appear on the ‘country music.’ Who cares about tradition? Get that green son.


*not actually written by John Rich

Feb 13, 2020

The 40 Year Old Virgin Country Reaction Gifs

*language warning*



When you're kinda square but you're trying to fit in at the Willie concert
(I know this is from an interview, but it was during press for the movie)

When a Kane Brown fan tries to argue

When your blind date goes off on a tangent about how Sam Hunt is the natural progression of country music

All this hatin' and these stupid memes; you need to get a life

Which pop star would you not mind going country?

Shooter Jennings:

You can make fun of me, but if you make fun of my taste in music

Dustin Lynch has had more #1 hits than Johnny Paycheck

 Mainstream country songwriting session:

Feb 6, 2020

Ernest P. Worrell Country Reaction Gifs

If you want to see Kip Moore this year, you have to go see him open for Sam Hunt

"Just because you don't think it's country doesn't make it true; the genre has to evolve..."

Still more country than Dustin Lynch

Jason Aldean deciding which single to put out next

Oh, Tyler Childers and Sturgill are coming to town?

When you told your friend she'd love Whiskey Myers and now she does

When the hold music is Kane Brown

Mainstream country radio: when it doesn't suck, it ___

Jan 30, 2020

Really Dumb Country Reviews: January '20

Real reviews from a popular music service.
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Kane Brown - Experiment

Tanya Tucker - While I'm Livin'



Chase Rice - The Album Pt. 1


Tenille Arts - Love, Heartbreak...

Tyler Childers - Country Squire

Walker Hayes - 8 Tracks III



The Highwomen - s/t

Dustin Lynch - Tullahoma



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