FTM's 3rd Anniversary Country Day

Country Doppelgängers XI

Kenny Chesney (sans hat) and actor, Paul Giamatti.

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Kellie Pickler's comments are frequently doppelgangers for this girl's.

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Texas singer/songwriter Drew Kennedy apparently had a Toby Keith phase.

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Country music newcomer Walker Hayes has the Justin Bieber thing going on.

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Yet another country newcomer, Brett Eldredge, resembles Bears QB Jay Cutler.

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Shooter Jennings and a black monkey.

A Thanksgiving Top 10

Top Ten (Country Music-Related) Things I'm Thankful for this Year

10. That John Rich doesn't have my address

09. [facetious]That Kid Rock has come to save country music[/facetious]

08. That Jason Aldean put out a rap song I could make fun of for days on end

07. That the ever farce-worthy Chuck Wicks hasn't gone away ...yet

06. That Jimmy Wayne hasn't put out a new album

05. Kellie Pickler ...well, that's two things...

04. Sugarland: an unending source of comedy material

03. iTunes and sports talk radio, so I don't have to actually listen to country radio

02. That my daughter isn't old enough to have a Taylor Swift ringtone (or a phone for that matter)

01. That Jamey Johnson put out an album good enough to make up for all the other crap Nashville put out this year

Suggested new logos for country artists #2

Relative Size Chart #17

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Kellie Pickler Can Count to Three

Fun With Charts & Graphs

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