The Hypocrisy of Billboard

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Really Dumb Country Music Reviews: March '19

Real reviews from a popular digital music service.

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Florida-Georgia Line - Can't Say I Ain't Country

Upchurch (various albums)

Thomas Rhett - Center Point Road (not yet released)

Kane Brown - Experiment

Kelsea Ballerini - Unapologetically

Dustin Lynch - Ridin' Roads

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When you're late to the bluegrass concert

When a bro uses FGL lyrics as pick-up lines

If I was a Grand Ole Opry member when Dustin Lynch or Kelsea Ballerini joined

When some Jerry Lee Lewis comes on in the bar

When I walk through a crowd of Kane Brown fans in Walmart

If I had to recite some Jordan Davis lyrics to save my life

At the party and some dude starts playing "Wagon Wheel"

Brian Kelley when somebody orders Fireball at FGL's restaurant

Even Less Grand

NOW That's What I Call Opry!

In honor of Kelsea Ballerini's invitation to join the Grand Ole Opry last night, the Opry has today announced the release of NOW That's What I Call Opry! Awesome!

Honest Billboard Country Chart: Feb. '19

The Crud Report: February '19

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What Your Favorite 2018 Album Says About You

Colter Wall - Songs of the Plains

You roll your own cigarettes. You only wear raw denim. You think condiments are for the weak.

Kacey Musgraves - Golden Hour

You never knew you liked country music and you're completely amazed a debut album could be this good.

Morgan Wallen - If I Know Me

You are in Morgan's family.

Tyler Childers - Purgatory

You aren't really into calendars.

Kelsea Ballerini - Unapologetically (Deluxe)

This is the only album you've heard this year.

Ruston Kelly - Mockingbird

You are blocked by Ryan Adams on Twitter. People who know you would best describe you as "pretends to be clinically depressed." 

Pistol Annies - Interstate Gospel

If female, you have probably punched a man in the face before. If male, you vote Democrat but own a shitload of guns.

Cody Jinks - Lifers

You have been muted by half your Facebook friends for sharing too many Farce the Music memes. 

Sarah Shook & The Disarmers - Years

You have definitely punched a man in the face before. You once landed a frontside 180 kickflip without spilling your whiskey.

Kane Brown - Evolution

You have a misspelled tattoo about drama somewhere on your body. All your Facebook posts are passive aggressive but end with a Bible verse.  You graduated 5th in your class …of 5 people in your GED class.

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Idea stolen from Medium.

I Love Lucy Country Reaction Gifs

When Keith Urban won Entertainer of the Year at the CMAs

When you're from the 50s and ask somebody what country music sounds like in the 2000s and they play you Walker Hayes

When you find an Old Dominion song on your wife's "Favorite Songs" playlist

When you smell T-R-O-U-B-L-E

When Ethel says Kelsea Ballerini's performance was her favorite on the CMAs

 

Reading Kane Brown fan tweets

What's a Bebe Rexha and why is it playing on the CMAs??

When tonight the Vitameatavegamin let you down

  

Still more country than Sam Hunt