Shut Up Walker

South Park: Country Reaction Gifs

Bebe Rexha is on country radio?

I give that two thumbs up! Well, not thumbs...

When your girlfriend hands you Sam Hunt tickets

for an early Christmas present

"Kids don't want to hear that old whiney, twangy

country music any more"

When Thomas Rhett's pitch correction software

goes down during a concert

Chef writes the latest bro-pop country hit

If a herd of water buffalo tragically trampled Mr. Chesney

The lyrics for Sturgill Simpson's new song

When you're listening to Tyler Childers

(and you splatter ice cream everywhere?)

The Luke Bryan business plan

Funny Stuff I Stole: Kenny Chesney, Sturgill Simpson...

The first one's obviously from Larry Fulford. The Sturgill/Prine meme is by Ben Davis Jr.... we think.

The Crud Report: October '17

Country High School Yearbook 3

Questionable Ad Placement!

Sent in by a source that wishes to remain anonymous.

Bad 90s Country Memes

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*The songs are bad. Maybe the memes are too.

Monday Morning Memes: Super Bowl LI Edition

Fun With Google Searches: Luke Bryan, Kenny Chesney, Sturgill, etc.

These are real autocompletes when performing the following searches on Google.


 

Hopefully. For crimes against country music.

Hmmm.... let's see.

Bingo!

I don't see the resemblance, but you do you.

Do you have functioning ears?

2008 answer: He's never nominated.  2017 answer: He hasn't been relevant since 2007.

I have a sneaking suspicion they might.

The whole band?? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I'm guessing a country singer is not a disease. Are you crystal meth?

Top 10 Things Kenny Chesney Might've Been Thinking at the CMAs

10. Did I leave the stove on?

9. Natalie's hair looks like the Devil's Tower in Close Encounters!

8. Really need to fart. Really need to fart. Really need to fart.

7. The Chicks get Beyoncé and I just get Pink?

6. Shirts with sleeves are so damn uncomfortable.

5. I wish I hadn't smoked all that crack this afternoon.

4. On one hand, Hillary is more presidential and experienced, but on 

the other, Trump really could shake up the status quo. Hmmm.

3. *nothing. nothing at all*

2. Should I put my award from tonight on the guest house mantle? 

Or maybe in the auxiliary trophy case at the beach house?

1. You know? I'd really like to be called a racist and get death threats 

from Beyoncé fans. I think I'll make a sour face.

The Past Poop of Country Music: June 30, 2008

A ratings system based on poop emojis seems right in our wheelhouse, so here you go. This is the Mediabase Top 20 country songs from the week Farce the Music came online, June 30, 2008.

Poop is bad. Not-Poop is good. The potential worst rating is 5 poop emojis. The potential best is 5 not-poop emojis. Here's Trailer's opinion of each song. Enjoy!     (...?)

The Past Poop Rating of this Mediabase Top 20 is 1 POOP EMOJI (or -1) overall. The best song was Kenny Chesney's "Better as a Memory." The worst was Lost Trailers' "Holler Back," which was a precursor to bro-country. Please read Country Perspective's Current Pulse for a different perspective, more class, and better insight.

Chart from Country Aircheck / Mediabase.

WWE Country Reaction Gifs 16: Chris Lane, Brantley Gilbert, Jamey Johnson, etc.

When you hear FGL's "pink umbrella" line

 Point to someone who looks like a Mumford & Sons fan

When you see an old friend but remember 

he's a Brantley Gilbert fan

Rethinking if you should've asked the barber 

for the Kenny Chesney look

Did Jamey Johnson really co-write 

"Honky Tonk Badonkadonk?"

What is Sam Hunt's greatest contribution to country music?

When your girl says y'all should go to the Chris Lane concert

What you'll see at a Luke Bryan concert

Honest Billboard Chart: Sept. '16