I'm Sorry, This Exists: April '13

Hunter Hayes Varsity Jacket

Brantley Gilbert Hair Bow

David Allan Coe drawing by convicted murderer,  Robert John Bardo

Brantley Gilbert accidentally racist car flag

Chris Brown ugg boots

This grammatically incorrect t-shirt

Gary Levox fan art

"Jesus Take the Wheel" coffee mug

Kid Rock "Feel Like Makin' Love" Condoms

This morbid Kurt Cobain "27 Club" prayer candle

Lee Brice "Hard to Love" boyshorts

Luke Bryan painted glass

Romance novel based on a James Otto song

Hunter Hayes "I want to make you feel wanted" boyshorts

Velvet Glen Campbell "printed with actual black velvet + a squirt of manly musk"

Garth Brooks thong ...friends in low places, indeed!

Monday Morning Memes: Lady A, Earl Dibbles, Kid Rock

Top 10 Dumbest Things You Can Do at a Country Concert

Rolling Stone published this list of the 10 most annoying concert behaviors recently. It's true and all, but maybe... they've never been to a country concert?

Soooo....

Top 10 Dumbest Things You Can Do at a Country Concert

10.  Get so drunk you trade glittery dragon jeans with some dude in the bathroom

9. Loudly complain "Who is this Hellbound Glory crap? We want Kid Rock!"

8. Bum beers off friends ...with a $36 Jake Owen concert shirt hanging over your shoulder

7. Break a restraining order because you just had to see how beautiful

your ex would look singing along to "Cruise"

6.  Play air guitar during a piano solo

5. Yell "Play 'Country Must Be Countrywide!'"

4. Smoke during "Smoke a Little Smoke," hold up boots during "These Boots,"

feel up underage girls during "Creepin'"

3. Call your lawyer about suing the arena after you slip in some urine (yours) by your seat

2. Sing along to the three hits, not recognize the album cuts and complain about what a dumb song the Waylon cover is

1. Realize you're at a Luke Bryan show

*Gif image you will never unsee blatantly stolen from http://-dixiefried.tumblr.com/

11-13 New Release Parody Album Covers: Kid Rock, etc.

Why Mitt Romney Lost (meme)

I'm Sorry, This Exists 8

Kid Rock Wallet Chain

Numerology for Taylor Swift Book

This. 

aaaannd this.

Garth Brooks Satin Jacket

Hunter Hayes Bottlecap Necklace

These bedazzled jeans for looking like your heroes of "country" music.

And this bedazzled aid for your self-date after you wear those jeans.

Taylor Swift Periodic Table T-Shirt

Tribute to Luke Bryan EP

Bracelet with one of Brantley Gilbert's deep thoughts emblazoned on it.

Hunter Hayes Autographed Tambourine

Chow down!

I'm Sorry, This Exists 5

Taylor Swift Guitar Hero Cover

Chris Brown wife beater. No really.

Blake Shelton Hand Sketch T-shirt

Luke Bryan "Boom Boom" T-shirt

Brantley Gilbert Confederate Flag (only $200!!)

This...

Kid Rock Pillow

This "Top 10 Country Panty Droppers" list that includes Luke Bryan but not Conway Twitty.

Uncle Kracker Peyote Bracelet

Luke Bryan Is Life Tumbr Fansite

Tim McGraw "Southern Voice" Denim Jacket

A little class for that ass