Showing posts with label Kid Rock. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kid Rock. Show all posts
Apr 30, 2015
Kid Rock Returns to Country Radio
Labels:
Honest Ads,
Honest Radio Promo Ads,
Kid Rock,
Satire
Mar 12, 2015
New Parody Album Covers: Mumfords, Kid Rock, Darius Rucker
Labels:
Darius Rucker,
Kid Rock,
Mumford and Sons,
Parody Album Covers,
Photocrap,
Satire
Sep 11, 2014
I'm Sorry, This Exists: September '14
Jason Aldean Thingie...
Grounds for divorce?
Grounds for divorce?
Kenny Rogers Zen Painting Print
(No…. actually, that's awesome)
(No…. actually, that's awesome)
I think a "dimmer" would be more appropriate.
Colt Ford Dip Can Cover
Wow. I don't even know what to say about this.
Wow. I don't even know what to say about this.
Because what bluegrass fan isn't secretly a fan?
In 1984, Vince Neil was charged with vehicular manslaughter while drunk.
This is among his several labels of liquors and wines:
http://www.tatuado-vodka.com/
In 1984, Vince Neil was charged with vehicular manslaughter while drunk.
This is among his several labels of liquors and wines:
http://www.tatuado-vodka.com/
Aug 4, 2014
Monday Morning Memes: Garth, Kid Rock, GG Allin, etc.
Labels:
Bad Luck Brian,
G.G. Allin,
Garth Brooks,
Kid Rock,
memes,
Roughstock,
Satire,
Tim McGraw
Jul 8, 2014
We Are Bro Country
We Are Bro-Country
(Lyric parody of Hank Jr's "Young Country")
We are bro-country, we are bad ass
Illegitimate children of inbred white trash
Our hair might be faux-hawked, jeans glittered and spiked
We know how to get drunk and go lookin' for fights
We know what's tight, glass pack exhaust
And if you don't like it, I'll punch you, boss
We name drop the old stuff, but we only like new
And we do our own rappin', blue jean booty slappin'
If you're offended, F you
We are bro country, we ain't too bright
Our music and lifestyles, are big piles of shite
We don't have diplomas, or shirts that fit right
but we know how to bang skanks come Saturday night
We like Eminem, we get faded to EDM
We like Lil Wayne and Jay-Z and T-Pain
Old Hank would be sick, wait who is old Hank?
We like our country mixed with hip-hop and stank
We are bro-country, we have no pride
Except in our bench press and sweet jacked up rides
Kid Rock would be proud and Fred Durst give props
'cause we like our country with drum loops and bass drops
We like to smoke bowls, we like to roll coal
Don't like it? F u!
Labels:
bro-country,
Eminem,
Hank Jr.,
Hank Williams Sr.,
Jay-Z,
Kid Rock,
Lil Wayne,
Limp Bizkit,
parody,
Satire,
T-Pain,
Trucks
Apr 22, 2013
I'm Sorry, This Exists: April '13
Brantley Gilbert Hair Bow |
David Allan Coe drawing by convicted murderer, Robert John Bardo |
Brantley Gilbert accidentally racist car flag |
Chris Brown ugg boots |
This grammatically incorrect t-shirt |
Gary Levox fan art |
"Jesus Take the Wheel" coffee mug |
Kid Rock "Feel Like Makin' Love" Condoms |
This morbid Kurt Cobain "27 Club" prayer candle |
Lee Brice "Hard to Love" boyshorts |
Luke Bryan painted glass |
Romance novel based on a James Otto song |
Hunter Hayes "I want to make you feel wanted" boyshorts |
Velvet Glen Campbell "printed with actual black velvet + a squirt of manly musk" |
Garth Brooks thong ...friends in low places, indeed! |
Monday Morning Memes: Lady A, Earl Dibbles, Kid Rock
Labels:
Blake Shelton,
Earl Dibbles Jr.,
Granger Smith,
Kid Rock,
Lady Antebellum,
memes
Jan 22, 2013
Top 10 Dumbest Things You Can Do at a Country Concert
Rolling Stone published this list of the 10 most annoying concert behaviors recently. It's true and all, but maybe... they've never been to a country concert?
Soooo....
Top 10 Dumbest Things You Can Do at a Country Concert
10. Get so drunk you trade glittery dragon jeans with some dude in the bathroom
9. Loudly complain "Who is this Hellbound Glory crap? We want Kid Rock!"
8. Bum beers off friends ...with a $36 Jake Owen concert shirt hanging over your shoulder
7. Break a restraining order because you just had to see how beautiful
your ex would look singing along to "Cruise"
6. Play air guitar during a piano solo
5. Yell "Play 'Country Must Be Countrywide!'"
4. Smoke during "Smoke a Little Smoke," hold up boots during "These Boots,"
feel up underage girls during "Creepin'"
3. Call your lawyer about suing the arena after you slip in some urine (yours) by your seat
2. Sing along to the three hits, not recognize the album cuts and complain about what a dumb song the Waylon cover is
1. Realize you're at a Luke Bryan show
Nov 13, 2012
11-13 New Release Parody Album Covers: Kid Rock, etc.
Labels:
Christina Aguilera,
Kid Rock,
One Direction,
Photocrap
Nov 9, 2012
Why Mitt Romney Lost (meme)
Labels:
Kid Rock,
memes,
Mitt Romney
Oct 22, 2012
I'm Sorry, This Exists 8
Kid Rock Wallet Chain |
Numerology for Taylor Swift Book |
This. |
aaaannd this. |
Garth Brooks Satin Jacket |
Hunter Hayes Bottlecap Necklace |
These bedazzled jeans for looking like your heroes of "country" music. |
And this bedazzled aid for your self-date after you wear those jeans. |
Taylor Swift Periodic Table T-Shirt |
Tribute to Luke Bryan EP |
Bracelet with one of Brantley Gilbert's deep thoughts emblazoned on it. |
Hunter Hayes Autographed Tambourine |
Chow down! |
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