Can't Wait for CoKo Fest!

inspired by a tweet from Jonathan Tyler

Top 10 Songs of 2019

Top 10 Songs of 2019

(List by Trailer)

1. The Highwomen - If She Ever Leaves Me

2. Ian Noe - Letter to Madeline

3. Cody Jinks - William and Wanda

4. Yola - Keep Me Here

5. Koe Wetzel - The Worst Part

6. Bohannons - Refills

7. Molly Tuttle - Don’t Let Go

8. Drivin N Cryin - Ian Mclagan

9. The Lowdown Drifters - Black Hat

10. Erin Enderlin - Run Baby Run

What Your Favorite Album of 2019 Says About You

Lizzo - Cuz I Love You

You started listening to this so your daughter would think you’re cool. She does not.

Thomas Rhett - Center Point Road

You can talk for hours on end without ever saying anything of importance. You go to church just so you look cute on Instagram once a week.

Billie Eilish - When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go?

Your mom started listening to Lizzo so you’d think she’s cool. You don’t, but mostly because she won’t let you have blue hair or date a 23 year old.

Vampire Weekend - Father of the Bride

You’re at the age that you know what yuppies felt like in the 90s. You drive a Volvo.

Miranda Lambert - Wildcard

You don’t get drunk on the weekends as much anymore, but only because the hangovers really hurt in your mid-30s. You’ve had non-physical fights with your significant other so loud that the police were called …more than once.

George Strait - Honky-Tonk Time Machine

Country radio is not for you, but you don’t care if other people like it. You iron your jeans and only have one tattoo you got in the Navy.

Cody Jinks - The Wanting

Country radio is not for you, and f*ck anybody who likes it. You’re still wearing the same jeans from Saturday and have at least two skull tattoos.

Mitchell Tenpenny - Telling All My Secrets

You don’t know what year it is and have the shittiest taste in music possible. 

Koe Wetzel - Harold Saul High

You have a jacked up truck with exhaust stacks, fight with your girlfriend in public, and are drunk right now. But you still think you’re better than those douchebags who listen to Florida-Georgia Line.

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This is satire. Don't take it seriously.

Also, if your favorite wasn't here, there will probably be another edition.
Idea stolen from Medium.

Wrasslin' Memes: Koe Wetzel, Tyler Childers, etc.

Cannonball Run Country Reaction Gifs

 When you stop and take a piss at the Florida-Georgia Line

When she says "You can come with me to the Luke Bryan concert, or you can GTFO."

♫ ♬ With the blood from my body, I could start my own still ♫ ♬

♫ ♬ There's a stranger in my house

Somebody here that I can't see ♫ ♬

When Burt says he'd rather listen to ABBA than the George Jones you've got on

After you shake hands with a hick-hop fans, it's best to inoculate yourself

♫ ♬ If he asks me to blow

I'mma tell his punk ass to take me to jail ♫ ♬

College Football Country Reaction Gifs

Football's back!

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Red solo cup, I fill you up, it's time to party

When Koe Wetzel says a bad word and you're offended

Every new Whiskey Myers song I hear

Then a shotgun to shoulder

I thought of the fourth of July

"Can you comment on Kane Brown's CMA nomination snub?"

Boom! it was over just like that 

And the thunder rolls...

When you're so stoned at the bluegrass concert, you don't even care there's a guy blocking your view

When somebody says Waylon is overrated

Country TwitterWIN: June '19

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Clerks Country Reaction Gifs

How you line dance to a modern country song

Do you love The Steel Woods' new album?

What do you call people who drive around blasting Kane Brown?

Koe Wetzel just calls it Tuesday Morning

Walking in after you just scored Tyler Childers tickets

Your opinion on the country charts?

When Jason Aldean fans make fun of Thomas Rhett fans

Why do you listen to so much Ruston Kelly?

(Gifs from Clerks I & II)

Latest Country Promo Photos: Kane Brown, Maren Morris, Tyler Childers, etc.

These don't seem right, but I can't help what PR sends me...