Random Weirdness: Lady A, Flatts, Luke, etc.

Somebody really screwed up on this tour promotional poster.

From Mike McDermott

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Sent to me on Twitter by @fakedavidfricke

Sturgeon Simpson

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Meme from David Power

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This made the rounds on Twitter over the weekend. Is Gary photobombing, sneezing, or slipping into a coma??

@lukecombsmusic

Honest Lady Antebellum Ad

Real Country Outlawz

I'm Sorry, This Exists: Christmas 2014 Edition

Here are some bizarre country (and 1 rock) music-related products, 

memorabilia and whatnot you can buy or gawk at this holiday season.

Really disgusting Luke Bryan panties

Mama failed. ("Mama Tried" thong)

Autographed baseball from renowned stars of the diamond, Rascal Flatts

Autographed Big & Rich panties.

Florida-Georgia Line prayer candles. You're going to hell if you buy these.

A vintage Aaron Tippin muscle shirt which is actually pretty awesome

A hideous personalized Brantley Gilbert shirt

Classy!

Lady A earrings for the girl or progressive fellow with three ears

A Megadeth bib for the headbanging rugrat in your life

This Scotty McCreery fried chicken ad

And... this "A Country Boy Can Survive" inspired taxidermy sculpture

Batman Defends Good Taste Again

The Return of FTM's Worst Series: Country Stars With F'ed Up Teeth

"Country Stars with F'ed Up Teeth" is definitely the worst, most tasteless, least creative, most sophomoric

post series FTM has ever done. So it's back... (for today anyway)

 

Country Day Parody Covers July '14 Pt. 4: Micky & the Motorcars, Coe, Tim McGraw

Nashville: A Drinking Town With a Country Problem

*And this is not an exhaustive list...

Guest Submission: Lady A vs Musgraves?

Thanks to @10lbhammerbp for the submission!

The Truth About Lady A's New Album

Guest Submission: New Lady Antebellum's Single Cover Revealed?

Thanks "Phil!"

The Billboard Chart According to FTM

FTM Parade of Clichés

FTM has certain running jokes that have probably become annoying clichés to actual fans of said artists. That said, FTM will neither deny these jokes have been beaten like a dead horse, nor stop doing them. 

We choose to celebrate them!

Country Day May '13 Parody Album Covers: Lady A, Coe, Isbell, Keith Urban, etc.

Fun With Google Autocomplete

These are actual results from Google Instant (the autocomplete feature on their searches).

Pants. I think the answer is pants.

Come on, she's pregnant. And her name isn't Lady Antebellum.

Hey, they said it ...not me.

No, she's pretty much perfect except for that one night with Martina McBride at the Chippendales' show.

I thought this was a joke until I saw that the CDB used to cover this in concert. I still think it's a joke...

Probably not.

Yes, Gary gave birth to Hunter himself.

No comment.

No, but her fans like poop in their ears.