Showing posts with label Lee Greenwood. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lee Greenwood. Show all posts
Jan 20, 2017
Trump Goes Over His List of Inauguration Performers
Labels:
Donald Trump,
Kanye West,
Kid Rock,
Lee Greenwood,
Rascal Flatts,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
Ted Nugent,
Toby Keith
Jul 6, 2016
Little Known Facts: July 2016
Kane Brown is so country, he knows every word to "Dirt Road Anthem."
Shooter Jennings is the first night headliner for the 2016 Gathering of the Juggalos.
We Hate Pop Country has a secret stash of Rascal Flatts and Shania Twain CDs at their headquarters.
The phrase "Turd in the punch bowl" is being replaced by "Brantley at Willie's Picnic."
Kelsea Ballerini's next album will have more autobiographical songs, like
Shooter Jennings is the first night headliner for the 2016 Gathering of the Juggalos.
We Hate Pop Country has a secret stash of Rascal Flatts and Shania Twain CDs at their headquarters.
The phrase "Turd in the punch bowl" is being replaced by "Brantley at Willie's Picnic."
Kelsea Ballerini's next album will have more autobiographical songs, like
"OMG Guys I'm Like So Drunk" and "Payola Princess."
Lee Greenwood's yearly relevance just peaked.
Cole Swindell is completely hairless.
Everyone that played Martina McBride's 'Independence Day' on Independence Day is an idiot.
Blake Shelton's middle name, Tollison, comes from the Anglo-Saxon term meaning "mailing it in."
When not busy with his own schedule, Pitbull tours as The Mavericks keyboard player.
Scott Borchetta has a tattoo of Baphomet on his inner thigh.
Most people don't know that Axl Rose replaced Chris Stapleton in The Steeldrivers.
Miranda Lambert's new music has been delayed because her record company didn't think radio
Lee Greenwood's yearly relevance just peaked.
Cole Swindell is completely hairless.
Everyone that played Martina McBride's 'Independence Day' on Independence Day is an idiot.
Blake Shelton's middle name, Tollison, comes from the Anglo-Saxon term meaning "mailing it in."
When not busy with his own schedule, Pitbull tours as The Mavericks keyboard player.
Scott Borchetta has a tattoo of Baphomet on his inner thigh.
Most people don't know that Axl Rose replaced Chris Stapleton in The Steeldrivers.
Miranda Lambert's new music has been delayed because her record company didn't think radio
would be comfortable with all the uses of "motherf***ker" and "son of a bitch."
Sam Hunt is just a regular guy who puts his
Sam Hunt is just a regular guy who puts his
wide-leg cropped trousers on one leg at a time like all of us.
Even though he was never entered, Gary Levox was the Las Vegas favorite
Even though he was never entered, Gary Levox was the Las Vegas favorite
to win the Nathan's hot dog eating competition.
This fakt haz bin ritten fonnetiklee so that FGL fanz kan reed it.
A group of Luke Bryan fans accidentally attended a Luke Bell show last week.
This fakt haz bin ritten fonnetiklee so that FGL fanz kan reed it.
A group of Luke Bryan fans accidentally attended a Luke Bell show last week.
They now think Luke Bryan sucks.
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By Trailer and Jeremy Harris
May 31, 2016
Tuesday Morning Memes: Toby Keith, Lee Greenwood, Cole Swindell
Labels:
Cole Swindell,
Lee Greenwood,
memes,
Satire,
Toby Keith
Jul 6, 2015
Monday Morning Memes: Lee Greenwood, Sam Hunt, Willie
Labels:
Lee Greenwood,
memes,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
Willie Nelson
Sep 11, 2014
Little Known Facts: September '14
Lefty Frizzell was ambidextrous.
Creed's Scott Stapp considered making a country album but decided
Creed's Scott Stapp considered making a country album but decided
against it because "the scene is just too douchey right now."
For every number 1 single Rascal Flatts has Gary Levox
For every number 1 single Rascal Flatts has Gary Levox
celebrates by literally adding a notch to his belt.
Due to his reputation for making subpar music Chris Gaines decided
Due to his reputation for making subpar music Chris Gaines decided
to make his comeback under the stage name Garth Brooks.
Justin Moore started singing country music after his "little luchador"
Justin Moore started singing country music after his "little luchador"
career ended with a mis-timed hurricanrana.
Thanks to quick actions from a bystander who applied pressure to the wound,
Thanks to quick actions from a bystander who applied pressure to the wound,
the man Johnny Cash shot in Reno lived until 2007.
Taylor Swift says she hasn't dated in over a year, so her next album
Taylor Swift says she hasn't dated in over a year, so her next album
will be entirely about collecting cats and eating Blue Bell by the quart.
Little Big Town is a bad good band.
Each year, Lee Greenwood goes into hibernation
Little Big Town is a bad good band.
Each year, Lee Greenwood goes into hibernation
from November 12 through the last Sunday in May.
Sam Hunt is so country, he once got barbecue sauce on his vintage mesh yellow polo.
Jason Brown changed his name to Colt Ford to avoid being confused with his younger brother Chris Brown.
Despite FTM's constant jokes, Brantley Gilbert has only tried meth once and he didn't like it.
Sam Hunt is so country, he once got barbecue sauce on his vintage mesh yellow polo.
Jason Brown changed his name to Colt Ford to avoid being confused with his younger brother Chris Brown.
Despite FTM's constant jokes, Brantley Gilbert has only tried meth once and he didn't like it.
(Then he tried it 64 more times and didn't like it any of those times either.)
On the grounds of Toby Keith's Norman, OK farm/estate, there is a life-sized bronze statue of Toby Keith.
On the grounds of Toby Keith's Norman, OK farm/estate, there is a life-sized bronze statue of Toby Keith.
By Trailer and Jeremy Harris
Jul 4, 2013
If God Bless the USA Was Written Now
Labels:
Lee Greenwood,
memes,
Trucks
Sep 19, 2012
Country Day Sept. '12: Parody Album Covers Part 2
Labels:
Country Day,
Craig Morgan,
Lee Greenwood,
Photocrap,
Tim McGraw
Aug 29, 2012
Republican Parody Album Covers
In honor of the 2012 Republican National Convention, here are
a few parody album covers of Republican artists.
Labels:
Alice Cooper,
John Rich,
Lee Greenwood,
Photocrap,
Taylor Swift
Aug 15, 2011
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