Farce the Music: Little Big Town

Mar 27, 2015

"Girl Crush" Parody Lyrics

They definitely wouldn't play this version on the radio...

Man Crush

(Parody of Little Big Town's "Girl Crush")

I gotta man crush, I can't deny it and
He thrills me so much, can't settle down
I need it like that, want everything he's got
That grin and the chiseled bod he’s givin’ you now

I wanna hold his hand, yeah, go where it has gone
I wanna drown myself in a bottle of his Axe cologne
I want his stubbled chin, I want his sculpted butt
Yeah, ‘cause I know then, you’d want me just as much
I gotta man crush, I gotta man crush

I don’t get no rest, No I'm always stressed
Thinkin’ about him getting undressed
The way he is pleasin', all that heavy breathin'
Lord knows I’ve strained, I can’t get him off my brain

I wanna hold his hand, yeah, go where it has gone
I wanna drown myself in a bottle of his Axe cologne
I want his stubbled chin, I want his sculpted butt
Yeah, ‘cause I know then, you’d want me just as much
I gotta man crush, I gotta man crush

I gotta man crush, I can't deny it and
He thrills me so much, can't settle down

Nov 6, 2014

CMAs 2014: Snarky Twitter Wrap-Up

Good news: Kacey Musgraves won, Strait sang, Garth was there, Vince was honored, The Band Perry covered Glen Campbell pretty righteously (and there were a few other highlights).

Bad news: Luke Bryan won entertainer of the year, FGL won something or other...

Here's a somewhat-in-order but not really snarky Twitter recap of the night's proceedings.

Thanks for your help!

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