Conway Twitty Album Covers with Hip-Hop Titles

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Nikki Lane & Loretta Lynn Perform "Don't Come Home a Drinkin'..."

Friday (The Movie) Country Reaction Gifs

When an attractive female walks by 

...wearing a vintage Waylon t-shirt

"You know, Thomas Rhett's album is actually

pretty good if you don't expect it to be country" 

When you see that Kane Brown has a top ten hit...

meaning that he'll be sticking around for a while.

If there was a fight between any woman on earth 

and Jason Aldean

"I got an extra ticket to Chase Rice; wanna go?"

When the post office loses your order 

of all Sturgill's albums on vinyl

When somebody says you hit like a girl 

and you say "Yeah, Loretta Lynn"

When you're at a folk festival in Colorado 

and somebody asks if you're enjoying yourself

Sunday Mornin' Music: The Wilburn Brothers & Loretta Lynn

WWE Country Reaction Gifs 23: Isbell, Ricky Van Shelton, etc.

Jason Isbell looking at the country albums charts like...

When your kid would rather listen to Imagine Dragons 

and Chainsmokers than Turnpike Troubadours

Ricky Van Shelton done got swole!

Hey, you wanna hear the new Walker Hayes song?

 Hey man, did you borrow my Loretta Lynn records?

Critiquing Luke Bryan...

 When somebody says your bald head 

reminds them of Cole Swindell

 Backstreet Boys and FGL have the #1 country song?

Hashtag Games: #wrestlingcountrysongs

WWF "Country Singer" Jeff Jarrett performs "With My Baby Tonight"

 Hashtag Games: #WrestlingCountrySongs


Thanks to our Twitter friends for helping out with this "hashtag game," combining wrestling-related stuff with country song titles. As you will see, @toomuchcountry had a lot of fun with this.
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Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Luchadors

Take This Foot and Shove It (Up Your Candy Ass)

Feed Jake the Snake - @straitshooter13

Hello Walls of Jericho

All My Rowdy Friends Are Having a Cage Match Tonight

♫ Solie, Solie, Solie, Solieeeee / Please don't pin him just because you can ♫ - @toomuchcountry

Stand By Your McMahon  - @DHWritesCountry

Seven Spanish Announce Tables

Chill of an Early Fall Brawl

Will the Squared Circle Be Unbroken - @toomuchcountry

A Boy Named Shinsuke

Rated "DX"

Goodbye Earl Hebner

There Ought to Be a Lawler (by Billy "Smash Craddock) - @toomuchcountry

The Stone Cold Hard Truth

Sea of Heartbreak Kid - @Bocephus50

Smoky Mountain Reigns

Punjabi Prison Blues

Honky Tonk Man (no change)

Diamond Dallas Rings & Old Barstools - @toomuchcountry

She Thinks His Name Was John Cena

Bigger Than Breezango

Save A Horseman by Big and Tommy Rich - @toomuchcountry

Shawn Michaels Lost His Smile

Starrcades Over Texas

Cross Rhodes Anthem

Might As Well Get Stone Cold Steve Austin - @DHWritesCountry

Mississippi Moonsault

Whiskey Bent and Hell's Gate

Andre From Montgomery - @toomuchcountry

Kurt Angles Among Us

If We Make It Through December to Dismember

Stand By Your Mankind - @peliti27

Are You Sure Hulk Done It This Way?

Michael Phelps #phelpsface Memes

Favorite Albums of 2016: First Quarter Report

(Note: This is only Trailer's Top 10 of 2016 so far and is subject to change. 

Our official list will be a combined effort from all contributors in December)

1. Hayes Carll - Lovers and Leavers (out Friday)

2. Caleb Caudle - Carolina Ghost

 

3. Flatland Cavalry - Humble Folks
 

4. Parker Millsap - The Very Last Day
 

5. Southern Family
 

6. Randy Rogers Band - Nothing Shines Like Neon
 

7. Bonnie Raitt - Dig in Deep
 

8. Margo Price - Midwest Farmer's Daughter
 

9. Loretta Lynn - Full Circle

 

10. The Cactus Blossoms - You're Dreaming

New Video: Loretta Lynn and Willie Nelson

From Loretta's new album Full Circle.

You Get What You Pay For

Yeah, I stole this idea from another viral meme. So sue me.

Christmas Parody Album Covers: Haggard, Loretta, Trump?

Luke vs. Loretta

Sunday Mornin' Music - Loretta Lynn "Standing Room Only"

Carl Outlaw, Real Country Fan, Reviews Maddie & Tae "Shut Up & Fish"

Trailer likes these girls for some reason and so do a bunch of other wusses who want to give any singer with real instruments a pass and say their alot closer to real country then other stuff on POPCUNTRY radio. Who cares? Do you want a cookie for not rapping in you're damn song?

I never liked Maddy & Tay, never will. They suck. I don't care if they sang a song making fun of "bros," it was all for the money. They do not deserve any thought. At the end of the day there still shitty pop country. The only chicks singing real country now is NOBODY. Take your Kacey Musgrove and your Ashly Monrow and shove em up your ass with Taylor Swift as far as I'm concerned. They ain't never drove a big rig or worked a tug or plowed a row, so don't talk to me about them bein' country. Loretta Lin was the last real woman country singer cause she raised a mess of kids in a shack and whooped her husband's ass all the time.

Now, lets get into this song. LOL right. As if I'm listening to this. It's called "Shut Up and Fish" so you know its some corny bullshit from the title alone. Brad Paislay called, girls, he wants his career of making dumbass joke songs in to big hits back. Ya'll so-called bloggers and critics just get bent all out of shape over some girls singing with a tiny little drawl and being cute and whatnot. It's a smoke screen and a smoke show. Their hot, nobodies denying that. But that and $1.29 will buy you a Steel Reserve to wash the thought of this crappy song out of you're mind!

It just goes to show you my great taste in country music. I have never heard of Luke Bryan before this month. I don't know what that has to do with this song; theres just a nagging in the back of my brain to say that every day if I have the chance. 

Anyway, somebody call me when Maddey and Taye grab a washboard and a jug and get real. And I don't mean start a jug band, I mean wash my clothes and bring me a drink, LOL. Keep it country!

Remember When: A Depressing Parody Lyric

 

 "Remember When"
(A depressing parody of Alan Jackson's "Remember When")

Remember when songs were sung with words so true
and steel guitars and fiddles were still cool
You could hurt with Patsy Cline
Thumb a ride with Charley Pride
Remember when

Remember when they called the cows
or honky tonked
Broke our hearts, closed the bars, living hard
Waylon and Merle, trains and spurs
Texas boys, Kentucky girls
Remember when

Remember when old ones died and new came on
The sound was changed, modernized, rearranged
But even though some shined like stars
They still had country heart
Remember when

Remember when the lure of fame and greed
made the music
Chase the trend of the week
Big pickup trucks, bass and lust
Stole the soul and broke our trust
Remember when

Remember when George Strait was always on
And there was still twang in country songs
But where we are,
From where we've been
Too far to go back again
Remember when

Remember when we knew it'd be okay
And the cycle would turn back someday
But that's all past, pour a glass
Put on some Johnny Cash
And just remember when