Showing posts with label Loretta Lynn. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Loretta Lynn. Show all posts
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Country Singer Bars & Restaurants
It seems like every country A-lister has a new restaurant & bar open or on its way to Lower Broadway in Nashville. Inspired by a recent tweet from someone I follow, here are some (thus far) non-existent musician-owned bars and restaurants.
After the Fries Are Gone
(Loretta Lynn)
Sam Hunt's Cake Pops in a Small Town
Chad Brock's Armbar & Grille
Justin Moore's Short Order Cafe
Let's Go Fajitas
(Faith HIll)
Angus Among Us Steakhouse
(Alabama)
The Heart Wants Pie
(Reba)
Chris Janson's Food Truck Yeah!
It Ain't All Flour
(Sturgill Simpson)
Skeevy's Place Sexy Ladies' Bar
(Old Dominion)
Bok Choy Take Me Away
(Dixie Chicks)
Cole Swindell's White Bread, Crackers, and Bud Light
The Plate of These Wings
(Miranda Lambert)
Brantley Gilbert's Suburban Biker Bar
Now That I Fondue
(Terri Clark)
Bucky Covington's Roadkill Truck
A Good Year for the Rosé
(George Jones)
Colt Ford's Gullet Shove Buffet
Dec 19, 2017
If _____ Wrote a Christmas Song 2017
If Walker Hayes wrote a Christmas song
Need some joy in your stockin'? Well baby I gotcha
It's lit and it's bae and I ain't throwing shade
I Snapped you a clue, Word, hit me up too
We gone be totes chillin' this Christmas day
If Future wrote a Christmas song
You know it's enchanting baby, let it snow
Let it snow, let it snow
We here just waiting on santa, girl, so let it snow
Let it snow, let it snow
If Loretta Lynn wrote a Christmas song
Santa came home smelling like peppermint perfume
Lately he's been losing weight, doing Crossfit too
Heard he's got himself a little elf skank round the way
Well, Mrs. Santa's bout to bust that hussy in the face
If Mark Kozelek wrote a Christmas song
I watched a film about Venezuelan crop dusters
Under a chartreuse blanket on my veranda
Pondering what Belinda said last Christmas day
If Colt Ford wrote a Christmas song
Got that icy mud all up on my GMC
Alpines blasting Run DMC
Christmas in Hollis and Christmas in Macon
Woman at the crib got country ham bakin'
If Lemmy wrote a Christmas song
He's got a whip of leather
Skeleton reindeer crew
Snow or sunny weather
He's coming after you
Satan Clause, Satan Clause,
Watch his black sleigh take flight
Satan Clause, Satan Clause,
Naughty or nice, you'll die tonight
Nov 30, 2017
Sep 14, 2017
Friday (The Movie) Country Reaction Gifs
When an attractive female walks by
...wearing a vintage Waylon t-shirt
"You know, Thomas Rhett's album is actually
pretty good if you don't expect it to be country"
When you see that Kane Brown has a top ten hit...
meaning that he'll be sticking around for a while.
If there was a fight between any woman on earth
and Jason Aldean
"I got an extra ticket to Chase Rice; wanna go?"
When the post office loses your order
of all Sturgill's albums on vinyl
When somebody says you hit like a girl
and you say "Yeah, Loretta Lynn"
When you're at a folk festival in Colorado
and somebody asks if you're enjoying yourself
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