Showing posts with label Loretta Lynn. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Loretta Lynn. Show all posts
Nov 29, 2019
A Loretta Lynn Meme
Labels:
Loretta Lynn,
memes,
Satire,
Spongebob Squarepants
Aug 12, 2019
You've Set This Chicken Your Last Time
Labels:
Flex Tape,
Loretta Lynn,
memes,
Satire
Aug 9, 2019
Carl Outlaw, Real Country Fan, Reviews The Highwomen's "Redesigning Women"
Carl Outlaw, Real Country Fan, Reviews The Highwomen's "Redesigning Women"
When trailer told me I'd be working with four women today, I had something else in mind entirely lol.
Anyway, these gals are called the Highwomen and supposed to be like the Highwaymen, four of the greatest TRUE country artists ever (ok, so I had to forgive Willie for that Stardust crap). I actually almost listened to this song, but then I saw whose in this group. I never heard of Nataly Heemby, so that's probably a good thing. But Amanda shyres is married to that liberal trash Jason Is-dean who ain't even country anyway, Brandi carlile blocked me on twiter for that private photograph I sent her - I don’t get it, I’m pretty hot - and maren morris is pop country trash. Or so I've heard at least. I wouldn't listen to pop country radio because it has Florida Georgia Line on it, and I took a Jason piss-bell there once. And who the shit does a playboy shoot and keeps there close on??
Again, I aint listening to this, but I see they got a line about cleaning up the kitchen, so at least they know there place I guess. Plus I wouldn't mind them polishing my table if you know what I mean. Even still, feminazi Morris probably has a rap breakdown somewhere in their to make it work for trashville radio.
Overall, this song proves the only good woman country singer was Loretta, and that's only until she started working with Jackoff White. Women don't need redesined as long as they stay in line, but country music sure as shit needs redesigin. But not by these gals. The last time we got a girl group we got the America hating Dixy Chicks, and that group had a Natalie in it to, so this ain't good.
-Written by the “real” Carl Outlaw
*this is satire!*
Aug 8, 2019
Where Y'all Sitting?
Labels:
Jason Aldean,
LOCASH,
Loretta Lynn,
memes,
Merle Haggard,
Rascal Flatts,
Satire,
Tammy Wynette,
Waylon Jennings
Jun 11, 2019
6 New Parody Album Covers: Riggs, Locash, Rhett, Conway, etc.
Apr 18, 2019
Before the "Felt Cute" Meme is Dead
Labels:
Chris Knight,
Felt Cute,
Loretta Lynn,
memes,
Satire,
Travis Tritt,
Zac Brown
Apr 5, 2019
Austin Powers Country Reaction Gifs
♫ ♬ Oh, you've been makin' your brags around town
That you've been a lovin' my man♫ ♬
That you've been a lovin' my man♫ ♬
How much it would take for me to go to a Mitchell Tenpenny concert
♫ ♬ Sure hate to break down here
Nothing up ahead or in the rearview mirror♫ ♬
When you read the comments from Kane Brown fans
Justin Moore says hi!
A typical greeting from a country radio program director to a woman singer
"If I was to say I think 'Old Town Road' is the best country song of the year, what would you say?"
Why do you hate on pop-country so much?
Apr 2, 2019
The Highwomen / "It Wasn't God Who Made Honky-Tonk Angels" / Loretta Lynn Birthday Celebration
Mar 8, 2019
Mar 2, 2019
Dec 20, 2018
5 Christmas Parody Album Covers: Garth, Trisha, Kacey, Possum, etc.
Oct 19, 2018
Untrue Facts about Jerry Reed, Strait, Loretta, and Cash
Labels:
George Strait,
Jerry Reed,
Johnny Cash,
Loretta Lynn,
memes,
Satire,
The Muppets,
Untrue Facts,
WWE
Sep 27, 2018
New Video / Loretta Lynn / "Ain't No Time to Go"
Labels:
Loretta Lynn,
New Videos
Sep 19, 2018
Farce the Music eCards: Loretta, Sam Hunt, George Strait, etc.
Labels:
Country eCards,
Country Radio,
George Strait,
Loretta Lynn,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
Willie Nelson
Jul 24, 2018
4 New Loretta & Conway Parody Album Covers
Labels:
Conway Twitty,
Loretta Lynn,
Parody Album Covers,
Satire
Jul 11, 2018
Country Singer Bars & Restaurants
It seems like every country A-lister has a new restaurant & bar open or on its way to Lower Broadway in Nashville. Inspired by a recent tweet from someone I follow, here are some (thus far) non-existent musician-owned bars and restaurants.
After the Fries Are Gone
(Loretta Lynn)
Sam Hunt's Cake Pops in a Small Town
Chad Brock's Armbar & Grille
Justin Moore's Short Order Cafe
Let's Go Fajitas
(Faith HIll)
Angus Among Us Steakhouse
(Alabama)
The Heart Wants Pie
(Reba)
Chris Janson's Food Truck Yeah!
It Ain't All Flour
(Sturgill Simpson)
Skeevy's Place Sexy Ladies' Bar
(Old Dominion)
Bok Choy Take Me Away
(Dixie Chicks)
Cole Swindell's White Bread, Crackers, and Bud Light
The Plate of These Wings
(Miranda Lambert)
Brantley Gilbert's Suburban Biker Bar
Now That I Fondue
(Terri Clark)
Bucky Covington's Roadkill Truck
A Good Year for the Rosé
(George Jones)
Colt Ford's Gullet Shove Buffet
Labels:
Alabama,
Chad Brock,
Faith Hill,
George Jones,
Justin Moore,
Lists,
Loretta Lynn,
Miranda Lambert,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
Terri Clark
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