Showing posts with label Loretta Lynn. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Loretta Lynn. Show all posts
Dec 2, 2020
5 New Loretta Lynn Parody Album Covers
Labels:
Conway Twitty,
Loretta Lynn,
Parody Album Covers,
Satire
Nov 5, 2020
Bridesmaids Country Reaction Gifs
*foul language warning*
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How Kane Brown writes a song
When the whole room thinks you've been listening to too much Wheeler Walker Jr.
Still listening to Cuttin' Grass 3 weeks later
When concerts come back and everybody is on tour at once
Do you like Nicholas Jamerson?
If you keep inviting your friends to Dustin Lynch concerts
When you meet a man who loves Loretta as much as he loves Waylon
Insert your own joke about Dan + Shay. I can't because it's not politically correct.
Sep 4, 2020
Kid Rock Takes First Bath in 25 Years
Spurred on by his idea to “wed” country legend Loretta Lynn in a publicity stunt this past weekend, hip-hop/country/rocker Robert James Ritchie (aka Kid Rock) recently took his first bath since 1995.
Mr. Rock, who is mostly just famous for being famous these days, has always been known for his grungy appearance and disheveled clothing but he felt that Loretta Lynn deserved him at his best for their ‘nuptials.’ “I couldn’t marry the queen of country music smelling like …everything and most of it bad…” said Ritchie. “Had to get fresh!”
He reported that the actual act of bathing was a several hour process, requiring multiple cleansing products and several semi-hazardous chemicals. “If I’m being honest,” Kid grinned. “There was a chisel, sandpaper, and a hammer involved.” The bath even had a title sponsor: Mean Green.
Known for his outlandish lifestyle, Rock never bothered to take even a quick shower during the past 25 years, saying he was too busy partying. A Republican, he once ran for US Senate and did not even wash his hands during the entire campaign, which also turned out to be yet another publicity stunt.
“When I was finally through with my bath, you never seen such a f***ing bathtub ring,” he laughed. “If it was on the floor, you’d trip over it.” Rock said there was dirt, sawdust, parking tickets, grease, marijuana stems, an unidentified white powder, stripper glitter, and hair present in the layer of filth circling his tub. He had to hire ServiceMaster to return his bathroom to its pristine condition. “Might be a few years before I’m back in there, but I want it nice for company.” said Ritchie.
At press time, Loretta Lynn was being given a thorough medical exam after her contact with Kid Rock last weekend.
Labels:
Fake News,
Kid Rock,
Loretta Lynn,
Satire
Sep 2, 2020
Sep 1, 2020
Do People Still Say "I Just Threw Up in My Mouth?"
Labels:
2020,
Kid Rock,
Loretta Lynn,
memes,
Satire
Aug 23, 2020
Sunday Mornin' Music / Loretta Lynn / "Angel Band"
Labels:
Loretta Lynn,
Sunday Mornin' Music
Aug 20, 2020
Aug 6, 2020
Reality Shows Country Reaction Gifs
You think Florida-Georgia Line are country music innovators?
Kane Brown fans mad at us for joking about him getting lost on his 30 acre property
When a new "country" artist says he's inspired by Future and Blink-182
Loretta Lynn at nearly every moment of the 70s
Why do you enjoy listening to Luke Bryan?
When Gary Levox hits a note he wasn't sure he could hit anymore
When she says her first son will be named Waylon
Every pop country singer trying to write an outlaw country song
Jul 30, 2020
Jul 14, 2020
Female Country Singers as Men ...for some reason
Loretta Lynn |
Amanda Shires |
Carrie Underwood |
Miranda Lambert |
Leann Rimes |
Jamie Lin Wilson |
And.. Reba. Sorry Reba. |
May 31, 2020
May 15, 2020
Walker Hayes Has a Question for You
Labels:
Loretta Lynn,
memes,
Satire,
Walker Hayes
May 6, 2020
Coronavirus Parody Album Covers: AJ, Garth, Loretta, Jinks
Apr 23, 2020
Ozark Country Reaction Gifs
*some foul language*
When concerts finally return
"Country music has always evolved... purists in the 70s didn't think Willie and Waylon were 'real' country"
Him: What kind of music do you like?
Me: Country mostly
Him: Like Sam Hunt?
Me:
The motto for Loretta Lynn's career
When artists delay their new albums because of the pandemic
Hey, other guy in Florida-Georgia Line...
When mom makes you go to a Luke Bryan concert
Insert Dan + Shay joke:
Apr 7, 2020
Mar 19, 2020
Looks Ain't Everything
Labels:
Conway Twitty,
Loretta Lynn,
memes,
Satire,
Spiderman
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