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Showing posts with label Luke Bryan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Luke Bryan. Show all posts
May 30, 2019
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Apr 30, 2019
Country TwitterWINs: April '19
Old Town Road is still more country than anything FGL or Sam Hunt has ever made— Chase Kozak (@KozakChase) March 31, 2019
Do you ever sit and think about what kind of world we are leaving for Willie Nelson and Keith Richards?— Jason Vance (@jasoncolevance) April 25, 2019
Don’t claim to be a George Strait fan, when you spell his last name wrong.— Allison Brooke Smith (@abrooke27) March 31, 2019
Tyler Childers killed it last night. If you don’t like his music, with all due respect, your opinion is garbage and you should reevaluate your entire life.— Hayden (@haydengaspard) April 12, 2019
For Easter at Luke Bryan’s house they color his teeth and hide the top buttons of his shirts— Steve (@AnExocticBeach) April 19, 2019
People say I’m a dinosaur for wanting country music to sound country. Well rooooooaaarrrrr motherf***ers.— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) April 23, 2019
Any of the new “country” boy singers lol Kane Brown or a multitude of others that I can’t quite name because I don’t pay attention to garbage. https://t.co/voYfYfob4Y— Lady GlitterSparkles (@BlairSmiles) March 31, 2019
I was just at a local John Deere dealership, rapping with some local farmers, we had a beer, it was recorded. You just may see me on the modern country music charts soon.— Goofbag (@punisher766) April 29, 2019
Country music challenge: listen to @DwightYoakam ‘s “Thousand Miles from Nowhere” then literally ANY modern radio country and not be offended by it.— Neko Case (@NekoCase) April 23, 2019
Florida Georgia Line and Jason Aldean opening the show? This is why country music has turned trash. THIS ISN’T EVEN COUNTRY. This is a bunch of cats fighting in a bag full of nails. #ACMs— Ryan Graney (@RyanEGraney) April 8, 2019
dalton, damn, man. trap is not the right word to go about getting someone to fall in love with you and marry your dumbass. maybe just try to develop a somewhat likable personality. https://t.co/srHDxpWbxE— Ray Wylie Hubbard (@raywylie) April 29, 2019
The black hole announced by scientists today is located 55 million light years from Earth, has a mass 6.3 billions that of our sun, and sucks 1/20th as much as Florida Georgia Line.— NotKennyRogers (@NotKennyRogers) April 11, 2019
I wouldn’t give a shit if the country chart was 15 black people, 15 white women, 3 Samoans, 6 Pakistanis, and 1 white dude, as long as they’re twanging, playing real instruments, and singing about heartbreak, drinking, work, and love.— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) March 28, 2019
Apr 23, 2019
Carl Outlaw, Real Country Fan, Reviews George Strait’s New Single
Ayyyyeee, it’s been a while but I’m back! Been going through some stuff but I think their going to let me off with probation.
Anyway, Trailer got me reviewing this new George Straight song like he’s doing me a favor. I know he’s supposed to be the king or whatever, but he’s just a pretty boy too me. Women talk about how good he looks in his jeans… you know who else they say that about? Luke Bryant! Same thing to me. Ain’t neither one of ‘em gonna sing you a song about roping steers on the western ridge while hoping nobody finds you’re wife’s body in that ravine you left her in. That’s real country!!! Not some shaking it or getting carried away bullshit!
George Straight can’t even write a song. What a fraud LMAO! Claims to be authentic but than he sings another man’s words? I can’t have any respect for a “supposed legend” like that. Good honest writers live there songs and then they write about it. Like Colter Damn Wall! I know he spent many a night sleeping on the hard ground with a dead rattlesnake as his pillow. He wrote his own songs so you know that’s true. George on the other hand spends his nights in silk sheets in a five million dollar house with his Prius parked outside. What a joke! Might as well be Florida-Georgia Line too me!
If I met George Straight, I’d spray him in the face with a full can of mace. He’s as much too blame for country being shitty now as Garth Brooks and Randy Travis (another pretty boy who didn’t write every single song by himself like your suppose too!).
I didn’t even listen to this song. I guess it’s about how he likes too drink fruity cocktails and play parcheesi in the upscale bars he visits when he’s trying to sell them his Codigo tequila. He’ll probably stand up on a stage in Las Vegas, not playing his guitar, looking all handsome and singing another man’s song and make another million dollars to put in a Starbucks for his horses or some shit. This guy sucks.
Apr 22, 2019
Apr 19, 2019
Superstore Country Reaction Gifs
Actual footage of Jason Aldean proposing
Cliché #1 in every Kane Brown fan's repertoire
When the ACM Awards went off
When you observe a FGL fan at the register trying to figure out whether to buy the cigarettes or the baby food when they don't have enough money for both
You don't like Tyler Childers?
Me, when somebody whose opinion I usually agree with says Luke Bryan's "Knockin' Boots" is pretty good
What mainstream country station managers heard when somebody mentioned Lil Nas X being on the charts
When Dina's showing a Mitchell Tenpenny video in the break room
Apr 10, 2019
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