Showing posts with label Luke Bryan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Luke Bryan. Show all posts

Jul 29, 2019

Carl Outlaw, Real Country Fan, Reviews Hardy’s “Rednecker”



First of all, I'm pretty pissed at Trailer for this one. He told me this song was by some new underground country singer, so when I herd it i actually conected to a lot of it. I mean, I really do piss where I want too! [editor’s note: I did not say that]

And then I saw the dudes face and saw he was like Bobby Bonehead's cousin or something. Probably siamese qu... never mind, Trailer told me to take that part out. Anyway, I questioned Trailer about it and he told me this Hardy dude was actually on a major label! Screw you Trailer for making me listen to Mr. Hard On. 



But now that I know this is a hit on pop country radio I dont like it no more, even if it does speak to a lot of american values. If youre on the same station as Puke Bryan, you're not country. Hell, Luke bryan? Never heard of her! That gets me everytime. 



It makes me maddern a ole wet whore to, because this dudes got a good mullet that goes to waist on this trying to be popular and success full. Why would you be a good artist and want more then 4 or 5 people who know bout you?

Listen to reel country like Joe Gussie and the Dirt Pickers and stay away from this crap. Actually, stay away from Joe, otherwise he might sell out if too many people know about him. I'm rednecker than this Handy guy, and that's because i only like real country and don't have a personal stylist.



-Written by the “real” Carl Outlaw

Monday Morning Memes: Luke Bryan, Webb Pierce, Country Radio




Jul 25, 2019

King of the Hill Country Reaction Gifs 2

When somebody sets your Alexa to wake you up with Luke Bryan songs

When Luanne says she wants the whole family to do a "The Git Up" dance video

Sturgill Simpson sings his latest

Dale's tryout for the Tyler Childers "All Your'n" video

Still more country than Mitchell Tenpenny
  
When mom asks if you'll go to the Kane Brown concert with her

When papa buried his rig in the local motel

♬ Baby lock them doors and turn the lights down low 

Jul 12, 2019

The Highest Paid ≠ The Best


The Current Poop of Mainstream Country: July '19

A poop emoji is negative; a strike-thru is positive.


The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-10) overall which is a 6 point improvement from January (the previous time we did this chart). The best song on the chart is Eric Church’s “Some of It.”  The worst is Thomas Rhett’s “Look What God Gave Her” (though there is very stiff competition from FGL and Luke Bryan). The biggest surprise for me is that Keith Urban’s current single isn’t too bad. I can’t remember the last time one of his singles wasn’t unlistenable pop dreck. Women are faring a little better on the chart now, but only marginally.

Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.


Jul 9, 2019

Get Out of My Country



(Daryle's lyrics from the song "Get Out of My Country")

Jul 2, 2019

Captain America Country Reaction Gifs

What do we do if someone insults Waylon Jennings?

You think Thomas Rhett would have a career without his dad?

When somebody drives by playing Turnpike Troubadours


You wanna keep debating who's country and who isn't?

When I hear 1 second of Mitchell Tenpenny singing

When your son is considering going to see a Luke Bryan concert with a girl

When a villain has me tied up on a roof and is torturing me with Kane Brown music

Jun 21, 2019

Toy Story Country Reaction Gifs

Reporting from the Thomas Rhett concert...

When somebody asks if you wanna hear a country song and plays Blanco Brown

When you meet that guy who's obsessed with Walker Hayes in person

Country radio fans be like...

Luke Bryan be like...

When you find out your friend went to the FGL concert

How Cleto Cordero introduced himself to Kaitlin Butts

♬ She just started liking cheatin' songs 

Jun 14, 2019

World Championship Wrestling Country Reaction Gifs

  Listing off the reasons Luke Bryan sucks...

When you just drank 3 Monsters, punched a wall, and you're ready to hit that Florida-Georgia Line concert

♬ Hello walls,
how'd things go for you today? 

When the merch guy won't stop chatting with girls to sell you a t-shirt

My review of Thomas Rhett's new album

When somebody tries to abscond with your briefcase of Willie Nelson CDs

If you spend money on a Dustin Lynch concert you're doing this

When you just drank 3 Ensures, checked your Depends, and you're ready to hit that Bellamy Brothers concert

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