Not to be outdone by the
Highwomen's reimagining of The Highwaymen's "The Highwayman," a new group has formed... the Highwaybros.
Highwaybro
(parody of "The Highwayman")
I am a highwaybro
Up and down backroads I do ride
With beer and baby by my side
Many a young maid set bare feet upon my dash
Many a city boy had me whoop his punk ass
The popo got me in the spring for DUI
But f*** em I still drive
I am a player
I just gave your girl a ride
And with her all night I’ll abide
I drive a Raptor round the square to impress hos
She liked my lift kit and the way my high beams glow
Never used no protection and I never will
I hope she’s on the pill
I was a left fielder
Who smoked too much dope every night
My scholarship’s been cast aside
A place called Belmont, but my folks let me stay though
I’m learning songwriting, lit, and basic bio
Curb saw my headshot and they want me to come down
I guess I’m big star bound
I'll always be around and around and around and around and around
I fly a middle finger
Across the Davidson countyside
Got a lot of artificial pride
I walk with swagger, stick my chest out like a man
Perhaps I may roll coal on a soy boy again
Or I may simply send a dick-pic to Elaine
But I will remain
My kind comes back again, and again and again and again and again
