Showing posts with label Luke Bryan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Luke Bryan. Show all posts

Feb 21, 2020

Jason Aldean Unsure Which Jason Aldean Song He Is Currently Performing

Midway through yet another mid-tempo rocker about partying in some country-approved locale, country star Jason Aldean reported Thursday that he is entirely unsure which song he is currently performing before a large crowd at the Charleston Coliseum. "It has a lot of rocking riffs, slamming drums, and the crowd is singing along, but I don't know what song this is," said Aldean, who added that he is confused because every song he performs is just a slightly different version of the last song.

Aldean lets the crowd take over for a few lines so maybe he'll find his spot, but to no avail. "I hear them singing 'fire in a field' and 'feet on the dashboard' but the last song had a 'fire by a truck' and 'feet in a pasture' so it's not helping any," he complained, "I'll just walk around and gesture at people in the crowd while I pretend to play my acoustic guitar for a minute."

By the time the ripping guitar solo takes center stage, Aldean is fairly sure he's figured out which Jason Aldean song he is presently supposed to be singing. "It's got to be 'My Kinda Party'... or 'Set It Off'... or 'Kick the Dust Up'... no wait that's a Luke Bryan song," fretted Aldean.

Aldean frantically searches the stage for a set list as the guitarist finishes up a slightly adjusted version of the solo from the previous song. Unable to find the schedule, Aldean just sings the lyrics from the second verse of "Just Gettin' Started" and no one even knows if it's correct or not, but it fits, and the crowd is drunk and doesn't really give a shit.

Inspired/Stolen from this Onion article.

Feb 20, 2020

Martin Country Reaction Gifs

When she says it’s either her or your concert addiction

When your friend you thought had bad taste in country music says she digs this Cody Jinks fella

When somebody says “Willie’s better at smoking pot than making music”

Latest proof that Luke Bryan sucks: 

When the next three concerts coming to your area are Old Dominion, Luke Bryan, and Kane Brown

He already has half the lyrics for a pop country song

When you walk in on her listening to Dustin Lynch

When her Tinder profile is enticing but it says she’s a “George Straight fan”

Better Names for Luke Bryan's New Beer


Luke Bryan has a beer coming out, because all pop-country artists must put their name on an alcoholic beverage now or else. It’s called Two Lane American Golden Lager, but we came up with some more fitting names. Thanks to Twitter pals for the help!

Nut Hugger Pecan Ale

They Stay the Same Age IPA

Money Maker Shaker @jm_ferguson

Baby Girl Darlin’ Honey Lager

Hip Thrust Tripel

Heinishaken @jchwv11

Midlife Weisses

Goober Gose

Lukahol (he calls it beer, but really it’s just soda pop) @hooper

Extra White Witbier

Skinny Jean Lean @piker73

Bockin’ Boots

Backroad Honey @nlittletaylor

I Don’t Want This Lite to End

Nocohol @straitshooter13

St. Pauli Girl Shake It For Me Ultra-Light Lager @finnhuckster

Piss Tomorrow Goodbye American Lager

Menistat IPA @lhcountryboy

Cheesy Swill @kevink61

Gomer Pale

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