Showing posts with label Luke Bryan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Luke Bryan. Show all posts
Mar 19, 2020
Toilet Paper Alternatives
Labels:
Coronavirus,
Florida Georgia Line,
Kane Brown,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Sam Hunt,
Satire
Mar 9, 2020
More Monday Memes: Stock Market, Cody Jinks, George Strait
Labels:
Cody Jinks,
Elizabeth Warren,
George Strait,
Kane Brown,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
SNL,
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Feb 27, 2020
Feb 21, 2020
Jason Aldean Unsure Which Jason Aldean Song He Is Currently Performing
Midway through yet another mid-tempo rocker about partying in some country-approved locale, country star Jason Aldean reported Thursday that he is entirely unsure which song he is currently performing before a large crowd at the Charleston Coliseum. "It has a lot of rocking riffs, slamming drums, and the crowd is singing along, but I don't know what song this is," said Aldean, who added that he is confused because every song he performs is just a slightly different version of the last song.
Aldean lets the crowd take over for a few lines so maybe he'll find his spot, but to no avail. "I hear them singing 'fire in a field' and 'feet on the dashboard' but the last song had a 'fire by a truck' and 'feet in a pasture' so it's not helping any," he complained, "I'll just walk around and gesture at people in the crowd while I pretend to play my acoustic guitar for a minute."
By the time the ripping guitar solo takes center stage, Aldean is fairly sure he's figured out which Jason Aldean song he is presently supposed to be singing. "It's got to be 'My Kinda Party'... or 'Set It Off'... or 'Kick the Dust Up'... no wait that's a Luke Bryan song," fretted Aldean.
Aldean frantically searches the stage for a set list as the guitarist finishes up a slightly adjusted version of the solo from the previous song. Unable to find the schedule, Aldean just sings the lyrics from the second verse of "Just Gettin' Started" and no one even knows if it's correct or not, but it fits, and the crowd is drunk and doesn't really give a shit.
Inspired/Stolen from this Onion article.
Aldean lets the crowd take over for a few lines so maybe he'll find his spot, but to no avail. "I hear them singing 'fire in a field' and 'feet on the dashboard' but the last song had a 'fire by a truck' and 'feet in a pasture' so it's not helping any," he complained, "I'll just walk around and gesture at people in the crowd while I pretend to play my acoustic guitar for a minute."
By the time the ripping guitar solo takes center stage, Aldean is fairly sure he's figured out which Jason Aldean song he is presently supposed to be singing. "It's got to be 'My Kinda Party'... or 'Set It Off'... or 'Kick the Dust Up'... no wait that's a Luke Bryan song," fretted Aldean.
Aldean frantically searches the stage for a set list as the guitarist finishes up a slightly adjusted version of the solo from the previous song. Unable to find the schedule, Aldean just sings the lyrics from the second verse of "Just Gettin' Started" and no one even knows if it's correct or not, but it fits, and the crowd is drunk and doesn't really give a shit.
Inspired/Stolen from this Onion article.
Labels:
Fake News,
Jason Aldean,
Luke Bryan,
Satire,
The Onion
Feb 20, 2020
Martin Country Reaction Gifs
When she says it’s either her or your concert addiction
When your friend you thought had bad taste in country music says she digs this Cody Jinks fella
When somebody says “Willie’s better at smoking pot than making music”
Latest proof that Luke Bryan sucks:
When the next three concerts coming to your area are Old Dominion, Luke Bryan, and Kane Brown
He already has half the lyrics for a pop country song
When you walk in on her listening to Dustin Lynch
When her Tinder profile is enticing but it says she’s a “George Straight fan”
Better Names for Luke Bryan's New Beer
Luke Bryan has a beer coming out, because all pop-country artists must put their name on an alcoholic beverage now or else. It’s called Two Lane American Golden Lager, but we came up with some more fitting names. Thanks to Twitter pals for the help!
Nut Hugger Pecan Ale
They Stay the Same Age IPA
Money Maker Shaker @jm_ferguson
Baby Girl Darlin’ Honey Lager
Hip Thrust Tripel
Heinishaken @jchwv11
Midlife Weisses
Goober Gose
Lukahol (he calls it beer, but really it’s just soda pop) @hooper
Extra White Witbier
Skinny Jean Lean @piker73
Bockin’ Boots
Backroad Honey @nlittletaylor
I Don’t Want This Lite to End
Nocohol @straitshooter13
St. Pauli Girl Shake It For Me Ultra-Light Lager @finnhuckster
Piss Tomorrow Goodbye American Lager
Menistat IPA @lhcountryboy
Menistat IPA @lhcountryboy
Cheesy Swill @kevink61
Gomer Pale
Labels:
Beer,
Luke Bryan,
Satire,
Twitter
Feb 19, 2020
Feb 10, 2020
Monday Morning Memes: Luke Bryan, George Jones, Carrie Underwood
Labels:
Bernie Sanders,
Carrie Underwood,
George Jones,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Rambo,
Satire
Feb 5, 2020
Untrue Facts: Luke Bryan, Kacey Musgraves, Ernest Tubb
Labels:
Disco,
Ernest Tubb,
Kacey Musgraves,
Luke Bryan,
Satire,
Untrue Facts
Jan 31, 2020
The Crud Report: February 2020 (a day early)
Jan 28, 2020
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