Showing posts with label Luke Bryan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Luke Bryan. Show all posts
Aug 1, 2022
Jul 28, 2022
Family Matters Country Reaction Gifs
When you tell a Kane Brown fan his music is tedious
When you meet a girl with AC/DC, Turnpike, and Loretta Lynn on her playlist
The rockabilly phase of a punk rocker transitioning to country
When somebody says that we only don't like modern country because it doesn't sound like Hank or Waylon
When your wife says the new Luke Bryan song is a guilty pleasure
When Johnny Cash started a forest fire that killed some condors
Hey guys, will you take your sister and brother to the Walker Hayes concert?
Me when The Mavericks come on
Garth Brooks listening to modern country radio
Jul 25, 2022
Jul 22, 2022
Woman Wearing Soggy Bottom Boys T-Shirt Can’t Even Name 3 of Their Songs
“I seen her wearing that shirt up to the PetSmart and I just blew her cover,” laughed real country music fan Carl Outlaw. “She proved herself a complete fraud.”
Outlaw said that he approached Landry on the dog food aisle and graciously complimented her on her choice of apparel. After a short conversation about the trio’s musicianship and songwriting, (which Landry said she assumed was tongue in cheek) Outlaw began to sense her ignorance and went in for the kill.
“All she could name was ‘Man of Constant Sorrow’ which everybody on earth who isn’t a dumbass Luke Bryan fan knows,” said Outlaw. “I was embarrassed for her and said she ought not wear that shirt in public being no more of a fan than that.”
“It’s not a real band,” said an exasperated Landry. “Does he want me to name songs the fictional group performed in the movie O Brother Where Art Thou? I’m not even sure what he was getting at besides trying to prove some kind of batshit crazy country authenticity.”
When faced with Landry’s accusation that he, in fact, was the one posturing, Outlaw replied: “Look, I don’t even know what that means, but I will stand up for real country music any time I get the chance. She’s the one on pot, or whatever.”
Ms. Landry quickly ended the conversation with an abrupt “Bless your heart,” and as she walked away, Outlaw yelled “Go listen to Walker Brown or Kane McGraw, you f***ing fake ass! Bet you don’t even listen to Dusty Chandler!”
Jul 18, 2022
Jul 7, 2022
Jul 5, 2022
Fake Country Beer Ads
Country or "country" artists advertising beer that fits them best
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| (I know he's sober, but it fits) |
Jul 1, 2022
Pop-Country Singer Praying Interviewer Won’t Ask Any Political Questions
He says a quick prayer in his head that there won’t be any questions about abortion, guns, the infield shift, Donald Trump, Morbius, LGBT rights, or any other hot button topics. Amen.
After a brief warm greeting and small talk, the interview begins. Deep breath.
“What do you think about the trans…” (OH GOD) “…ition from the party hearty days of bro-country to the more muted sound of your music these days?” he asks. (WHEW!)
He’s got this one. He can flash those pearly whites and rest his fingers on his scruffy chin and knock that answer out with vague aplomb and goofy charm. No worries so far.
“You once toured with Morgan Wallen as your opener. Care to discuss when he said…” (OH SHIT) “that he considers you a role model and kind of a mentor?” is the follow up question.
The sweat bead has now split the singer’s eyes and rolled to the tip of his nose. He wipes it off with the sleeve of his $95 plain white t-shirt. Softball question, thank God. Media training prepared him for this, how to be humble and full of praise. Oh, and mention how much Morgan Wallen has grown since the incide…. NOOOOOOOO. Don’t even think about opening that door! Just keep it short and graceful.
“Now let’s get a little personal” says the interviewer. “Do you think a woman should have the right to choose…” (OH SHIT OH DAMN OH F@4% HELP ME MARY AND JOSEPH!) “what restaurant you’re going to on a date?” he asks.
There’s an audible massive exhale, like an NFL lineman stood on one of those camping mattresses with the valve open or something. He looks at his watch. 14 minutes and 35 seconds of the allotted 15 have expired. He’s made it. No controversies, no cancellations, no major missteps. He feels his heart rate settle.
“One last question: boxers or briefs….”
Jun 28, 2022
Jun 23, 2022
The Empire Strikes Back Country Reaction Gifs
The day I turned on country radio and they were playing a song about shaking ass for the catfish
Say Walker Hayes is country or fall into the abyss
When an Upchurch fan asks you out
Waiting on country radio to play a Waylon song
Dustin Lynch: "party mode party mode party mode"
Me:
Be careful when you catch yourself tapping your foot to a FGL song
Aldean sings a high note
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