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Apr 6, 2016

Hashtag Games: #fatcountrysongs

We had a hashtag game (don't know why they're called games - they're more like humorous brainstorming sessions, but whatever) yesterday on Twitter for #fatcountrysongs - and here are some of the best responses from our Twitter pals, and some I came up with myself. I came up with whole separate categories for Rascal Flatts and Garth Brooks.




#fatcountrysongs

Burger King of the Road


Ready Set Rolls

Onion Rings (George and Tammy)


My Churches


Two Kolache Home (Mark Chesnutt)


Where Corndogs Grow


Burger on Music Row


Ain't No Gravy


Country Girl (Bake it For Me)


Diabetes Man (Thomas Rhett)


Every Light in Waffle House is On


Hungry All the Time


Dairy Queen of My Doublewide Trailer


"Just Lettin' The Neck Roll" -Justin Moore  @WinstonWilson25



#rascalfatts

Life is a Subway
Let It Roast
Bless the Broken Bread
Prayin' for Vegemite
My Dish
I Melt (Velveeta on Everything)
Food Trucks and Freedom
Me and My Meringue


#girthbrooks

Callin' Dominos
Wraps Up in Me
People Loving Cheetos
Two Chicken Marinaras
Too Overweight, Sittin' at Waffle House
The Dinner Rolls
If Sbarro Never Comes
Friends at Bojangles

Feb 18, 2016

Country TwitterWIN: February 2016





























Jan 14, 2016

Country TwitterWINs: January '16




Jun 1, 2015

Another Dumb Radio Dude Says Dumb Stuff About Women


(Note: If for some reason, this quote turns out to be falsely attributed to Mr. Johnson, 
we'll gladly retract. Seems to be real though, and we're not journalists - so we go with it.)

Jul 3, 2014

Little Known Facts: July '14



By Trailer and Jeremy Harris

If you don't use American made fireworks to celebrate Independence Day, 
Toby Keith will come to your house and put a boot up your ass.

Chase Rice's college football career was cut short due to an injury sustained in a tragic keg stand mishap.

Scott Borchetta doesn't mind if you question his business decisions and ethics, 
but if you say one word about his perm he will end you.

The average Luke Bryan fan can type 49 werds per minute.

Jerrod Niemann wants you to know that it was his record label's idea to release "Donkey." 
In fact, he didn't even want it on the album. In fact, that's not even him singing on the track. 
Seriously, guys.

Colt Ford is a really nice guy until you remind him that his music completely sucks ass.

Tim McGraw wants you to know that it was his record label's idea to release "Lookin' for That Girl." In fact…

Justin Moore only drinks top shelf liquor, unless he's alone and can't reach it.

Martina McBride stopped doing festival dates with bro-country acts 
because their fans would all wave American flags during "Independence Day."

In a recent competition to find country music's best looking beard, 
Whitey Morgan came in second behind Miranda Lambert.

Kenny Chesney once broke up a clothes-ripping brawl between Faith Hill and Shania Twain 
backstage at the CMAs. Said Ronnie Dunn, who witnessed the whole thing, "Chesney's a dumbass."

New country artist Walker Chase Blake hopes to stand out from the crowd with his new rap-tinged
single "Blah blah something about kisses at night or whatever."

Johnny Cash had an amazing collection of 19th century guns and antique books. 
Brantley Gilbert has a pretty sweet collection of glass pipes and Juggs magazines.

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