Showing posts with label Mikel Knight. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mikel Knight. Show all posts
Mar 10, 2016
Farce's Wall of Honor Gets a Major Upgrade
The Farce the Music Wall of Honor
We here at FTM consider it a positive, nay a victory, when an enemy of truth in country music on Twitter has finally had their fill of brutal honesty from us and blocks our account. While still nowhere near the level we hope to achieve, we've had at least 6 well known artists/head honchos deem us unworthy of reading their tweets. Witness, the FTM Wall of Honor!
And welcome our new crown jewel, none other than Mr. Luther Bryan!
Nov 24, 2015
What Are Country Stars Thankful For This Year?
Luke Bryan
That, even nearing 40, he and his wife still wear the same size
FGL
Pitch correction software
Bucky Covington
That he isn't famous enough for FTM to make fun of him anymore
Old Dominion
That a beard makes almost any man slightly more attractive
Kane Brown
That hype and Twitter followers are more important than substance and skill in 2015
Brantley Gilbert
Protein powder
Chris Stapleton
Being too freaking talented to be ignored
Mikel Knight
That no one gives enough of a shit about his pathetic ass to actually
investigate the myriad of claims against him
Jason Aldean
That no one expects any better of him than wearing blackface on Halloween
Miranda Lambert
That she lost 200 annoying pounds
Aug 21, 2015
The Farce the Music Wall of Honor
We here at FTM consider it a positive, nay a victory, when an enemy of truth in country music on Twitter has finally had their fill of brutal honesty from us and blocks our account. While still nowhere near the level we hope to achieve, we've had at least 5 well known artists/head honchos deem us unworthy of reading their tweets. Witness, the FTM Wall of Honor!
Had to go back and add the infamous Mikel Knight, Country Rap King, as well...
Jun 24, 2015
Mikel Knight Street Team Job Application
Labels:
hick hop,
Mikel Knight,
Satire
Jun 4, 2015
Mikel Knight Has a New Single!
Labels:
Honest Ads,
Mikel Knight,
parody ads,
Radio promo,
Satire
Jun 2, 2015
Mikel Knight: Anatomy of a Douche - Updated
Due to recent events, this old Mikel Knight, Country Rap King,
post (click here) has gotten a ton of traffic lately.
It's an older creation from a low-res jpeg file and looks terrible,
so I've updated it here with some updated trash talking.
Labels:
Mikel Knight,
Photocrap,
Satire
Jun 1, 2015
Mikel Knight, Country Rap King of Memes
Labels:
memes,
Mikel Knight,
not satire?,
Satire
May 29, 2015
How to Know Summer is Here
How to Know Summer is Here
Kid Rock is being played on every format. (Except rock and rap)
Green Peace begins lecturing all new recruits on not rolling Gary Levox back into
Green Peace begins lecturing all new recruits on not rolling Gary Levox back into
the water if he's encountered on the beach.
Female country singers become more popular to bros. Because cutoffs.
Female country singers become more popular to bros. Because cutoffs.
Every package of Gold Bond medicated powder includes a download
of the latest Luke Bryan Spring Break album.
Wynonna's orange glow becomes more of a grapefruit color.
The amount of nighttime that Scott Borchetta has for feeding is reduced significantly.
Trailer starts bitching about his yard needing mowed instead
Wynonna's orange glow becomes more of a grapefruit color.
The amount of nighttime that Scott Borchetta has for feeding is reduced significantly.
Trailer starts bitching about his yard needing mowed instead
of Mississippi State having a horrible season.
...country music remix season.
Country Rap King Mikel Knight decreases the days between showers for his street teams to 7.
Some country music bigwig says something stupid. Wait, that's every season...
...country music remix season.
Country Rap King Mikel Knight decreases the days between showers for his street teams to 7.
Some country music bigwig says something stupid. Wait, that's every season...
Colt Ford makes extra money blocking the sun from Jason Aldean's forehead.
Leann Rimes blends in with everyone else.
New tailgate songs.
Leann Rimes blends in with everyone else.
New tailgate songs.
You go to a big drunk redneck fight and a country music festival breaks out.
Calm down Trailer. We get it, mowing sucks.
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Almost all of these by Jeremy Harris
Labels:
Colt Ford,
Jason Aldean,
Jeremy Harris,
Leann Rimes,
Luke Bryan,
Mikel Knight,
Satire,
Scott Borchetta,
Summer,
Wynonna
Jun 12, 2014
Those Who Can't Do, Hick Hop
If hick-hop does in fact make it to the mainstream, here's a small sampling of the class,
artistic quality and cultural significance to come....
(these are actual album, single or EP covers - I didn't Photoshop any of them)
Idiocracy, here we come...
Labels:
Big Smo,
Bleeding Cowboys,
hick-hop,
Mikel Knight
Apr 10, 2014
Then/Now: 1986 vs 2014
Labels:
Beastie Boys,
Bon Jovi,
Colt Ford,
Dukes of Hazzard,
FGL,
Johnny Cash,
Justin Bieber,
Luke Bryan,
Mikel Knight,
Ray Charles,
Satire,
Then/Now
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