Showing posts with label Mikel Knight. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mikel Knight. Show all posts

Mar 10, 2016

Country TwitterFAIL: March '16
















Farce's Wall of Honor Gets a Major Upgrade

The Farce the Music Wall of Honor

We here at FTM consider it a positive, nay a victory, when an enemy of truth in country music on Twitter has finally had their fill of brutal honesty from us and blocks our account. While still nowhere near the level we hope to achieve, we've had at least 6 well known artists/head honchos deem us unworthy of reading their tweets. Witness, the FTM Wall of Honor!

And welcome our new crown jewel, none other than Mr. Luther Bryan!




Had to go back and add the infamous Mikel Knight, Country Rap King, as well...

Nov 24, 2015

What Are Country Stars Thankful For This Year?


Luke Bryan
That, even nearing 40, he and his wife still wear the same size


FGL
Pitch correction software


Bucky Covington
That he isn't famous enough for FTM to make fun of him anymore


Old Dominion
That a beard makes almost any man slightly more attractive


Kane Brown
That hype and Twitter followers are more important than substance and skill in 2015


Brantley Gilbert
Protein powder


Chris Stapleton
Being too freaking talented to be ignored


Mikel Knight
That no one gives enough of a shit about his pathetic ass to actually 
investigate the myriad of claims against him


Jason Aldean
That no one expects any better of him than wearing blackface on Halloween


Miranda Lambert
That she lost 200 annoying pounds

Aug 21, 2015

The Farce the Music Wall of Honor

We here at FTM consider it a positive, nay a victory, when an enemy of truth in country music on Twitter has finally had their fill of brutal honesty from us and blocks our account. While still nowhere near the level we hope to achieve, we've had at least 5 well known artists/head honchos deem us unworthy of reading their tweets. Witness, the FTM Wall of Honor!


Had to go back and add the infamous Mikel Knight, Country Rap King, as well...


Jun 2, 2015

Mikel Knight: Anatomy of a Douche - Updated

Due to recent events, this old Mikel Knight, Country Rap King, 
post (click here) has gotten a ton of traffic lately. 
It's an older creation from a low-res jpeg file and looks terrible,
so I've updated it here with some updated trash talking.


May 29, 2015

How to Know Summer is Here

 How to Know Summer is Here

Kid Rock is being played on every format. (Except rock and rap)

Green Peace begins lecturing all new recruits on not rolling Gary Levox back into
the water if he's encountered on the beach.

Female country singers become more popular to bros. Because cutoffs.

Every package of Gold Bond medicated powder includes a download
of the latest Luke Bryan Spring Break album.

Wynonna's orange glow becomes more of a grapefruit color.

The amount of nighttime that Scott Borchetta has for feeding is reduced significantly.

Trailer starts bitching about his yard needing mowed instead
of Mississippi State having a horrible season.

...country music remix season.

Country Rap King Mikel Knight decreases the days between showers for his street teams to 7.

Some country music bigwig says something stupid. Wait, that's every season...

Colt Ford makes extra money blocking the sun from Jason Aldean's forehead.

Leann Rimes blends in with everyone else.

New tailgate songs.

You go to a big drunk redneck fight and a country music festival breaks out.

 Calm down Trailer. We get it, mowing sucks.


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Almost all of these by Jeremy Harris

Jun 12, 2014

Those Who Can't Do, Hick Hop

If hick-hop does in fact make it to the mainstream, here's a small sampling of the class, 
artistic quality and cultural significance to come....
(these are actual album, single or EP covers - I didn't Photoshop any of them)











Idiocracy, here we come...

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