Showing posts with label Mitchell Tenpenny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mitchell Tenpenny. Show all posts
Apr 9, 2020
Apr 8, 2020
Top 10 Worst Country Quarantine House Guests
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10. Garth Brooks
Just cries in the corner the whole time.
9. Kacey Musgraves
Smokes up all your weed.
8. Gary LeVox
In this temporarily ‘nicer’ era of Farce the Music, I will leave this one alone, but you know why he’s here.
7. Martina McBride
High stakes poker games with toilet paper for money. Constantly setting up booby traps and cleaning her AK for when “shit goes down.”
6. Cody Jinks
Won’t stop reminding everyone that The Rock is a big fan. Unfortunately, Ward Davis had to come along too - it’s a package deal.
5. Justin Moore
Constantly needs help reaching stuff in the cabinet and climbing up on the toilet.
4. Mitchell Tenpenny
Your wife won’t come out of the bedroom because “his staring is getting really creepy.” Refuses to wash his hands.
3. Thomas Rhett
Brings over all his kids and their friends, negating the whole social distancing thing. Wants to have Ed Sheeran karaoke contests 24/7.
2. Sam Hunt
Expects you to keep his hair cut and styled for him. Water bill extremely high from washing all his jogger pants. Wants you to be the snap track for him when he’s writing songs.
1. Shooter Jennings
Eats all your Funyuns. His ‘essential’ luggage is 5 crates of He-Man lunch boxes.
Eats up all the wifi bandwidth playing video games constantly. Conspiracy theories out the wazoo.
Mar 27, 2020
What Country Fanbases Are Doing During Coronavirus Lockdown
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Brantley Gilbert fans:
The usual - morning bell, inmate count, breakfast, work detail, inmate count…
Luke Bryan fans:
young - Tik Tok dance videos; older - drinking wine, also doing Tik Tok videos
Florida-Georgia Line fans:
going to the beach, going to parties, having sex with people they just met
Kane Brown:
doing chores, homework, texting other kids their age
Mitchell Tenpenny:
maintaining their regimen of ceftriaxone and azithromycin, stalking exes
Tyler Childers:
morel hunting, drinking themselves blind
Kelsea Ballerini:
journaling, skin care, skin care journaling
Sturgill Simpson:
N/A - he has run off all his fans
Charlie Daniels Band:
sharing factually incorrect memes, going to church, sleeping with Fox News on
Upchurch:
hoarding, cooking
Feb 27, 2020
South Park Country Reaction Gifs 2
What could make the new Sam Hunt song tolerable?
Nashville drummers about drum machines:
If you think Mitchell Tenpenny is a country singer, much less a good one...
"Hey you heard that FGL song with Justin Bieber??"
Rich O'Toole be like...
When a Kane Brown fan speaks
What are country radio executives terrified by?
Me, making more memes about mainstream country
Feb 19, 2020
Feb 4, 2020
Latest Promo Photos: Morgan Wallen, Dan + Shay, Highwomen, etc.
As usual, I can't vouch for the authenticity of these.
Jan 28, 2020
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