Hubie Halloween Country Reaction Gifs

 (From the Netflix Adam Sandler comedy.)

When you're the neighborhood decency monitor and some kids drive through blaring Kane Brown.

You ought to see him metamorphosize

From Barney Jeckyll into Bubba Hyde

I thought we were going to dress up as Florida-Georgia Line for Halloween

Leaving the party when the first note of Sam Hunt gets played

I hurt myself today

to see if I still feel

When you're embarrassed to be calling the radio station to try to win some Morgan Wallen tickets (rightly so)

Me reading the comment section every time a country singer makes a political statement

The proper reaction to hearing Dan + Shay

What Your Country Jack O'Lantern Says About You

 (okay, one's not country, sue me)

Huge Hardy or Morgan Wallen fan lives here. Will mad dog you if you look them in the eyes. Peaked in 10th grade (second try).

Garth Brooks

Will hand out the blandest candy in the neighborhood. May have bodies buried under the back porch. 

Danzig

Owns a lot of cats. Won’t actually sacrifice you to Satan, but that will be your first thought when you see them.

Kane Brown

Owner lost. Grab your own candy. 

Bama

Homeowner did not go to college. Loves Jason Aldean. Married cousin.

Carrie Underwood

Someone who speaks to a lot of managers lives here. They’re handing out raisins to trick-or-treaters.

Cody Jinks

One cool motherf**ker lives here!

Morgan Wallen Fans Announce Boycotts Over SNL Drop

 

Two weekends ago, Morgan Wallen spent his Saturday drinking and canoodling with sorority girls at the University of Alabama. One weekend ago, Wallen was supposed to make his Saturday Night Live debut, but that didn’t happen. Due to its COVID policies, SNL was forced to replace Wallen with singer/songwriter/guitarist Jack White, and fans of the mulleted pop-country singer are not pleased.

“It don’t exist… Covid don’t exist!” said Laura Hagar of South Carolina, “It’s a liberal hoax to make sure Sleepy Joe wins the election. And now it’s hurt my baby, Morgan!” Hagar has seen over 20 Wallen concerts and even has his autograph tattooed across her C-section scar. “And I seen people on Facebook talking down on him cause he was kissing them girls even though he’s got a new baby. B**ch, life don’t end just cause you daddy. Anyway, I will never watch MBC again. (sic)”

Larry Keel, another Wallen fan, is taking a similar approach. “I’m boycotting Saturday Night Live, starting 22 years ago because that’s when I was born, and I’ve never watched it,” he said. “And I’m not gone start now - they coulda brought him out there in a HAZMAT suit… it’s bullsh**.”

The Morgan Wallen Nation, a fan page on Facebook, has declared that it will boycott NBC, SNL, and all of Saturday Night Live’s sponsors, including Bud Light and Apple. “Axe Body Spray is going to be a tough one, but I’m sure there are options out there to keep us smelling like if tribal tattoos were an odor.” read one post. 

“Who the hell is Jake White?” asked one fan on Twitter. “I watched him for 10 seconds and he was to ugly for me too look at. Give me my sexy country boy SNL!!!” 

Wallen, for his part, has apologized for his behavior and for ruining his opportunity. “I think I have some growing up to do.” said the singer.

At press time, a subset of his fans have taken exception to his contriteness, calling him a “soy boy” and a “cuck” and vowing to throw their support to Luke Combs.

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Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Country Reaction Gifs

 If your country playlist includes Dan + Shay and you want to join the conversation about country music

8 years after Morgan Wallen’s big weekend with Alabama sorority girls

Me, listening to “Whiskey Lullabye” for the 994th time

♫ ♬“I began to feel the chill of an early fall”♫ ♬

When a Kane Brown fan calls me racist for making fun of Kane for sucking, not for being biracial

When you have the best taste in country music among all wrestlers/actors

When Chris Knight put out an album last year

When your friend becomes a Florida-Georgia Line fan

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Carl Outlaw, Real Country Fan, Reviews Morgan Wallen's "7 Summers"

I’m sposed too review a song from some chick named Morgan Wallen but I didn’t even listen to it. I heard she’s better than most singers on country radio (that’s like saying jock itch is the best bad thing that can happen to your crotch), but I looked at her picture and she’s ugly AF. I can’t listen to ugly chicks. 

Wait, my editor Mr. Trailer is telling me that Morgan is a dude. Well I’m still not listening. If they play it on country radio its not good, periodt point blank. If you think they play any good real country music on main stream radio, then your stupid and shouldn’t vote. If I even herd that Johnny Cash got played on a main stream station, I would stop listening too him.

I bet this Morgan person is friends with Luke Bryan, whoever that is. 

The song I’m not reviewing is called “7 Summers” and before I even read the lyrics I’m going to predict what its about. Its about how him and his boys have partied at the same pasture the last 7 years in a row and their sad that one of them is actually somehow smart enough too go off to college now. So there throwing him one last Fireball and hotties party and even bought him new truck nutz with his colleges’ logo on them as a going away gift.

You know what! I’m not even going to read the lyrics. I’ll just go own thinking that’s what the song is about and who really gives a shit anyway. 

This dude’s mullet makes me want to cut mine off and then shave my head so we don’t have anything in common. I saw a tweet saying that Morty here is saving country music. LOMFA! He couldn’t save a hard on in a whore house. I’m so tired of every time somebody isn’t rapping or doing EDM, there fans think their the second coming of Hank Williams. Nosir. Go suck an exhaust pipe. Your an idiot. This song is terrible.

Country TwitterFAIL: September 2020

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