Showing posts with label NFL. Show all posts
Showing posts with label NFL. Show all posts
Oct 7, 2019
Monday Morning Memes: Thomas Rhett, Dallas Cowboys, Fall Country Music
Labels:
Danzig,
Dwight Yoakam,
Halloween,
memes,
NFL,
Rachel Brooke,
Satire,
Slingblade,
The Simpsons,
Thomas Rhett
Oct 1, 2019
Hell Yeah, He Likes Beer
Labels:
Beer,
Kevin Fowler,
memes,
NFL,
Satire
People Like What They Like
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
memes,
NFL,
Satire,
trends,
White Claw
Aug 30, 2019
Country Fantasy Football Team Names 2019
The NFL gets rolling soon, so it's fantasy football draft time! Here are some (mostly country) music-related fantasy football team names by me and some of FTM's Twitter pals. Any that aren't credited here were come up with by me or Jeremy Harris. You're welcome to steal them because you probably aren't in the same leagues...
Ever Lovin’ Handoff (Jeremy Harris’ actual team name)
Le’Ve’on the Road Again
Beer, Weed, Pooches
Red Solo Kupp
Gurley Shake it For Me
Drake Farm
4th Down Road - Derek Hudgin
Well Well Well My Michel
Between JuJu and Jones
Who Dat Man
Once, Guice, Three Times a Lady
Good Lord Leonard
She Got the Goldmine, I Got First Pick in the Draft - Michael Fenton
Damn Good Feeling to Run These Routes
The Old Jackass Farts
Fleaflicker Greenwood
Goodbye Earl Thomas
Kerryon My Wayward Son
To Beat The Devil In The 40
Ain’t Nothin’ Wrong With Antonio
No Place Too Farve
The Devil’s Right Defensive End
Take Mahomes Country Roads - Alex Williams
Odell Watson’s Chicken Shit Touchdown
Luke Bryan Sucks
Cody Jinksonville Jaguars
Trubisky Myers
Have Gun, Will Fumble
Tom (Brady) Waits for an open receiver
First Down (in a 10 Year Town)
It Gets the Ertz at Night
Goff’s Gonna Cut You Down
Bortles All the Way Down - Jay Arnold
Pancho & Leftwich - Jay Arnold
Lady Mayfield - Jay Arnold
Roethlisberger in Paradise - Jay Arnold
Dak That Azz Up
Mahomes in Alabama
Heart of Gould - Nate
Apr 26, 2019
Nashville During the NFL Draft
Labels:
Guest Submissions,
memes,
Nashville,
NFL,
Satire
Nov 9, 2018
Hank 3's New Monday Night Football Theme Deemed Inappropriate
by Trailer - Originally posted on Country California, Tuesday, January 19, 2010
ESPN and NFL officials are beginning to regret asking Hank Williams III to pen and perform a new theme song for the stalwart Monday Night Football franchise. After deeming his first attempt "vulgar," "loud," "inappropriate" and "out of tune," MNF producers have asked Williams for a rewrite.
"For the 2010-11 season, we wanted to reach a younger audience with a more rocking and contemporary theme song. Who better than the son of Bocephus, whose song 'Are You Ready for Some Football?' we've used for years?" asked MNF's Jay Rothman. "The song Shelton turned in certainly brought the rock and, for the most part, a more current sound, but was not at all right for our product."
The first demo of Hank's "Monday Night M***********g Football" includes 21 profanities, 3 drug references, one line taken verbatim from the Satanic bible, and some disturbingly violent imagery. It starts out as a straight country song, reminiscent of something Williams' legendary grandfather might have done, before plowing headlong into a rambling punk/thrash metal amalgam complete with Cookie Monster vocals.
"We did some editing on the track to see if there was anything usable," said Rothman, "and we did glean 20 seconds without cursing, but it was a verse about drinking whiskey and shooting the television with an ol' shotgun if your team loses. We just can't put that message out there."
Hank has promised to tame it down, but is unrepentant about the first cut. "I just wanted to kick their ass man," said III. "Sh*t, the people want their teeth knocked down their throats with some hellbilly music before they watch their team beat the g*****n m***********g sh*t out of those other b*tches!"
If Williams is unable to rewrite the song to the producers' satisfaction, the backup plan is to move forward with a Timbaland remix of Hank II's well-known theme, featuring T-Pain.
Sep 17, 2018
Monday Morning Memes: Eli Manning, Johnny Cash, Kane Brown, etc.
Labels:
Bebe Rexha,
Florida Georgia Line,
Johnny Cash,
Kane Brown,
King of the Hill,
Meant to Be,
memes,
NFL,
Satire
Mar 7, 2018
Florida-Georgia Line Unveils New Titans Uniforms
FGL is set to unveil the new Tennessee Titans uniforms with a free concert in April.
Someone sent us an exclusive look at the new gear, personally designed by Brian and Tyler!
Awesome work, guys!
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
NFL,
Photocrap,
Satire
Feb 7, 2018
Cody & Kenny
Labels:
Cody Jinks,
Kenny Chesney,
memes,
NFL,
Satire
Feb 5, 2018
Monday Morning Memes: Super Bowl LII Edition
Labels:
Cody Jinks,
Justin Timberlake,
memes,
NFL,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
Super Bowl
Feb 2, 2018
NFL Country Reaction Gifs
(some are from halftime shows)
That time Cole Swindell was a dancer
at the Super Bowl halftime show
When Jason Isbell decided professional football wasn't for him
When the creator of country music is really feeling confident
Tom: How'd you like that Walker Hayes
album I recommended?
Teammate:
One look at the country music chart and you're like...
Hey Gronk, you hear about that Sam Hunt/Luke Bryan tour?
When you read even the slightest rumor that
Chris Knight might release an album this year
Making sure everybody knows you were offended
by that country music article you read online
Labels:
Beyonce,
Chris Knight,
Cole Swindell,
Country Reaction Gifs,
Jason Isbell,
Luke Bryan,
NFL,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
Walker Hayes
Mar 13, 2017
More Monday Morning Memes: Americana, Kane Brown, Luke Bryan
Labels:
Americana,
Kane Brown,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Muppets,
NFL,
Satire
Feb 16, 2017
Things That Will Probably Never Recover
Labels:
Cole Swindell,
Dierks Bentley,
Flatliner,
memes,
NFL,
Nicolas Cage,
Satire
Sep 2, 2016
Country Fantasy Football Team Names 2016
This is the last weekend for fantasy football drafts before the NFL season starts next week.
Here are some ridiculous and punny, if not funny, country music related names you could
use for fantasy teams. Or add your own in the comments!
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Are You Sure Peyton Done It This Way?
Band of Broncos
Odell Where Art Thou
Gurley in a Country Song
Rollerskating Buffalo Herd
Gronk on a Plane
Real Men Love Jameis
Jordy On My Mind
Beatin' Philly and Kickin' Ass
Different for Cowboys
Manning Doesn't Play Anymore
Devonta Wanna Tonight
Dez He Love You
Me and Bobby Griffin III
A Good Year for DeAndre
Finally Sunday
Better as Amari
Quaker City Seahawks
Dak Where I Come From
Le'Veon on a Jet Plane
Band of Broncos
Odell Where Art Thou
Gurley in a Country Song
Rollerskating Buffalo Herd
Gronk on a Plane
Real Men Love Jameis
Jordy On My Mind
Beatin' Philly and Kickin' Ass
Different for Cowboys
Manning Doesn't Play Anymore
Devonta Wanna Tonight
Dez He Love You
Me and Bobby Griffin III
A Good Year for DeAndre
Finally Sunday
Better as Amari
Quaker City Seahawks
Dak Where I Come From
Le'Veon on a Jet Plane
Mar 5, 2015
Bro-Country NFL Logos
Labels:
bro-country,
Fireball,
NFL,
Photocrap,
Satire
Jan 28, 2015
Seems Plausible
Labels:
Bill Belichick,
Dan + Shay,
memes,
NFL,
Satire
Jan 19, 2015
Luke's a True "Patriot"
Labels:
Luke Bryan,
memes,
NFL,
Satire
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