Showing posts with label Old Dominion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Old Dominion. Show all posts

Oct 25, 2019

Country Singer Craft Beers

*yeah some of them are "country" singers



 Mitchell Tenpenny’s White Bruh Hard Seltzer
Not beer, but sold in the beer section.


 Old Dominion Sweaty Sour
Hints of body odor, vending machine cologne, and green apple Lifesaver.
Creeps up on you.


Shooter Jennings’ Low Life Lager
Pretty damn good, but only comes in pony bottles.


 Sturgill Simpson Altered Beast
Tastes like a different style of beer every time you take a sip.


Zac Brown’s Angry EDM Ale
“Every time I get a new swig, I gotta get a new swig.”
So bitter and poorly made, Zac’s the only one who likes it.


Dan + Shay’s
Minus
Non-Alcoholic Beer
Way too sweet and beer without alcohol isn’t beer.

Oct 16, 2019

The Current Poop of Mainstream Country: Oct. '19

A poop emoji is negative; a strike-thru is positive.



The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-8) overall which is a 2 point improvement from July (the previous time we did this chart). The best song on the chart is Jon Pardi’s “Heartache Medication.”  The worst is Blake Shelton & Trace Adkins’ “Hell Right.” 


Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.

Oct 8, 2019

Country Music Anagrams: Morgan Wallen, Margo Price, Tyler Childers, etc.

an·a·gram
/ˈanəˌɡram/
noun   a word, phrase, or name formed by rearranging the letters of another, such as cinema, formed from iceman.








Sorry Dwight.

Sep 19, 2019

The Princess Bride Country Reaction Gifs

When somebody says their favorite 'country' singer is Thomas Rhett

What's the best way to listen to an Old Dominion song?

Patiently listening to country radio to hear a country song

If you're a hick-hop fan expecting people to respect your taste

You don't like Charles Wesley Godwin?

When your office-mate is already playing Kane Brown when you get to work at 8

Highwomen had the #1 country album?

When my wife says they were playing bro-country in the store the whole time she was there and I laugh.

"Hell Right, Hell Right"

Aug 9, 2019

Happy Days Country Reaction Gifs

When mainstream country record labels ask new singers why they should hire them

Like Old Dominion, but without the suck
 

When two big dudes play FGL on the jukebox

When your friends says you were right about Whiskey Myers being badass

When people take a Farce post seriously

When Tyler Childers and Mike & The Moonpies release great albums on the same day

After she tells you she's a huge Kane Brown fan

When you see that your favorite country act is having a DJ open their shows

♫ ♬ Turn out the lights, the party's over ♫ ♬

Jun 28, 2019

The A-Team Country Reaction Gifs

When Thomas Rhett whines about people saying he isn't country enough

When a group of adult friends is actually able to schedule going to a concert together

On the road again
Like a band of Gypsies we go down the highway
We're the best of friends
Insisting that the world keep turnin' our way
  
When your friend still has your Waylon records and isn't home

When somebody wearing a Kane Brown shirt tries to get in your car

Still more country than Old Dominion

When I leave a snarky comment on a Dustin Lynch YouTube video and leave

Mar 14, 2019

The Office Country Reaction Gifs 4

You wanna hear the new Dustin Lynch songs? C'mon man.

Old Dominion's new ballad

When a song starts with steel guitar and then the snap beats come in

When your friends take a road trip to see Moon Taxi

Looking at the latest bro-dude at #1 on the country chart like...

Why do you like Florida-Georgia Line?

When a Kane Brown fan tries to explain ...anything

When I try to put into words how I feel about country radio


Feb 14, 2019

Romantic Comedies: Country Reaction Gifs

When you notice your best friend follows Thomas Rhett on Twitter

If you try to make me stop listening to Waylon all day

When you make fun of your girlfriend for admitting she likes Old Dominion

Cody Wolfe: writes insanely self-aggrandizing Tweet that only he believes
*and hit send*

Why haven't we heard from Sturgill Simpson in a while?

Tyler Hubbard after every take in the studio

When your office mate you've always hated says they're going to see Tyler Childers tonight

A mainstream country label exec as a child
  
How to tell your old high school friend is now a Kane Brown fan

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