Since bro-country seems to be making a slight return this summer, it seems like a good time to bring back this feature.
If (Classic Country Song) Was Bro-Country
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Patsy Cline - She's Got You
I've got your picture
That you Snapped to me
Screen-shot it with love
Showed it to my homies
Ain't nothing different
Since we've been through
I've got your picture
It's a nude
Waylon & Willie - Mammas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys
Mammas don't let your babies grow up to soyboys
Don't let 'em dip pouches or vote for no cucks
Let 'em be hotties and frat boys and such
Mammas don't let your babies grow up to soyboys
'Cause they'll never lift, bro, and they'll never roll coal
They won't even drive a truck
Tammy Wynette - Stand By Your Man
Stand by your man,
In cut off shorts that cling to,
That shaker mama gave you
Move that thing like a pony
Dwight Yoakam - Guitars, Cadillacs
Now it's roll bars, rifle racks, Lil Dicky music
Dusty gravel roads that I chill on
Yeah my roll bars, rifle racks, Lil Dicky music
Keep this party lit till the night is gone