From Influence Volume 2, here's Randy Travis' video for "Don't Worry 'Bout Me."
Showing posts with label Randy Travis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Randy Travis. Show all posts
Aug 4, 2014
Jan 6, 2013
Sunday Mornin' Music: Randy Travis
This song ought to send chills up the spine of even the most undecided agnostic or devout atheist. I always forget what a great tune this is.
Dec 31, 2012
Luke Bryan's Top 10 Resolutions for 2013
Thanks to some Twitter and Facebook pals for their contributions!
10. Create a Luke Bryan Signature Line of skinny jorts
9. Try and one-up Randy Travis by having a dead hooker
in the bed of his truck when cops find him passed out - @thegools
8. Perform one song without doing pelvic thrusts - @harriett0312
7. The Holy Grail of pop-country doucheocity: write or cut
a song even dumber than "Country Girl (Shake it For Me)."
6. Re-round his nuts - @ohbuffalo
5. Fit into his (sister's) jeans from 5th grade again - @shelbyjo
4. Rhyme a word with 4x4 Chevrolet Suburban - @BUBBAERVIN
3. Buy stock in Crest White Strips - @Mbarber17
2. Create a Luke Bryan "bobble-legs" (as opposed to a Bobble-head)
1. Get a baseball cap with no bill so he won't waste so much time
figuring out which way is backwards - Shari Geller from Facebook
Dec 18, 2012
Dec 4, 2012
Another Popular Christmas Gift This Season
Yeah, I know it doesn't look that much like him.... so sue me.
Aug 30, 2012
Aug 29, 2012
Aug 24, 2012
Aug 9, 2012
The Ballad of Randy Travis (Parody)
The Ballad of Randy Travis
Sung to the tune of "The Ballad of Jed Clampett."
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Ran
Big country star didn't have the best of plans
Late one day he was buying Marlboros,
But you don't have pockets when you don't have clothes
(Butt nekkid, Trans Am, Party time)
Well the next thing you know old Ran's around a tree
Ass in the wind where his pants ought to be
Cop said "Sir, I really think you should come with me"
So they loaded up that drunk who was causing quite a scene
(Obstruction, retaliation, death threats)
Well now it's time to say a prayer for Randy and his woes
We'd like to ask him not to show his junk on the road
And he's invited to a nice rehab facility
Now he has a heaping source for his creativity
(Party like a country star, that's what they're saying now,
Fake outlaws got nothin' on Randy, ya hear?)
Aug 8, 2012
Randy Travis Arrest Song Title Parodies
I'm not usually one to pick on stars for their personal issues, but when somebody gets arrested naked and threatens police officers during a 2nd DWI of the year, it's kinda difficult to avoid getting a rush of twisted humor from the situation. Please get help, Randy. I mean it. Here are some Randy Travis song title parodies collected today on Twitter.
Apr 17, 2012
Top 10 Shortest Books by Country Artists IV
10. Cosmetic Procedures I Skipped - Reba McEntire
09. All My #1s: Piano, Vocals, Guitar Songbook - Chad Brock
08. Thought Provoking Conversations with Jake Owen
07. Roller Coasters I'm Tall Enough to Ride - Shooter Jennings
06. On My Own: All the Good Quitting Sugarland Has Done Me - Kristen Hall
05. How to Ride Off Into the Sunset, Gracefully - Randy Travis
04. All the Books I've Read - Brantley Gilbert
03. Actual Country Songs We Played This Year - MISS 103 (or your local station)
02. Ruling the Roost: A Man's Guide to Wearing the Pants in the Family - Casey Donahew
01. Stupid-Ass Lines I Wouldn't Sing - Luke Bryan
Feb 9, 2012
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