Showing posts with label Randy Travis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Randy Travis. Show all posts

Sep 3, 2014

If Dallas Davidson Had Written These Country Classics





Guitars, Cadillacs

And it's DJs, Chevys jacked, EDM music
Muddy, muddy fields that my tires roam
Yeah, my DJs, Chevys jacked, EDM music
And sexting hotties pictures of my dong


 
Old Dogs, Children and Watermelon Wine

Old trucks drive you round the square even when you're drunk as hell
God bless little cutoffs them girls are shakin' so well
That's pretty much the deepest stuff that's ever on my mind
Yeah old trucks and cutoffs and Kroger cherry shine


 
King of the Road

Raptor with chromed out vents
Custom seat - leather bench
Bluetooth and intake kit
Brand new Powerplant winch
Yo, it's..four hundred horses strong
Drive your girl right out of her thong
I'm the man drivin' with a lean
King of the bros


 
Forever and Ever Amen

If you wonder how long we'll be grindin'
Well, just crank up R Kelly's 12 Play
I'm gonna tap it for minutes, and minutes and minutes, lil bae


 
Hello Darlin'

What's up baby
How you doin'?
Those jeans sure are tight
So shake that money
Like I love to see

Have a cold one
Are you horny
Like I am tonight
Drop the tailgate
And play some Aldean

Aug 4, 2014

New Video: Randy Travis

From Influence Volume 2, here's Randy Travis' video for "Don't Worry 'Bout Me."

Jan 6, 2013

Sunday Mornin' Music: Randy Travis

This song ought to send chills up the spine of even the most undecided agnostic or devout atheist. I always forget what a great tune this is.

Dec 31, 2012

Luke Bryan's Top 10 Resolutions for 2013



Thanks to some Twitter and Facebook pals for their contributions!


10. Create a Luke Bryan Signature Line of skinny jorts

9. Try and one-up Randy Travis by having a dead hooker
in the bed of his truck when cops find him passed out - @thegools

8. Perform one song without doing pelvic thrusts - @harriett0312

7. The Holy Grail of pop-country doucheocity: write or cut
a song even dumber than "Country Girl (Shake it For Me)."

6. Re-round his nuts - @ohbuffalo

5. Fit into his (sister's) jeans from 5th grade again - @shelbyjo

4. Rhyme a word with 4x4 Chevrolet Suburban - @BUBBAERVIN

3. Buy stock in Crest White Strips - @Mbarber17

2. Create a Luke Bryan "bobble-legs" (as opposed to a Bobble-head)

1. Get a baseball cap with no bill so he won't waste so much time 
figuring out which way is backwards - Shari Geller from Facebook

Dec 4, 2012

Another Popular Christmas Gift This Season



Yeah, I know it doesn't look that much like him.... so sue me.

Aug 9, 2012

Condescending Wonka on Randy Travis


Bad Luck Brian Weighs In


The Ballad of Randy Travis (Parody)


The Ballad of Randy Travis
Sung to the tune of "The Ballad of Jed Clampett."


Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Ran
Big country star didn't have the best of plans
Late one day he was buying Marlboros,
But you don't have pockets when you don't have clothes
(Butt nekkid, Trans Am, Party time)

Well the next thing you know old Ran's around a tree
Ass in the wind where his pants ought to be
Cop said "Sir, I really think you should come with me"
So they loaded up that drunk who was causing quite a scene
(Obstruction, retaliation, death threats)

Well now it's time to say a prayer for Randy and his woes
We'd like to ask him not to show his junk on the road
And he's invited to a nice rehab facility
Now he has a heaping source for his creativity
(Party like a country star, that's what they're saying now, 
Fake outlaws got nothin' on Randy, ya hear?)

Aug 8, 2012

Randy Travis Arrest Song Title Parodies

I'm not usually one to pick on stars for their personal issues, but when somebody gets arrested naked and threatens police officers during a 2nd DWI of the year, it's kinda difficult to avoid getting a rush of twisted humor from the situation. Please get help, Randy. I mean it. Here are some Randy Travis song title parodies collected today on Twitter.






Randy Travis' Storms of Life

Randy Travis Arrested -- BUCK NAKED During Drunk Driving Arrest ...


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