Showing posts with label Reginald Spears. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Reginald Spears. Show all posts
Dec 1, 2020
Reginald Spears vs. Dan + Shay, Georgia, and Kane Brown
Labels:
Cole Swindell,
Dan + Shay,
Jason Aldean,
Jason Isbell,
Kane Brown,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Reginald Spears,
Satire
Oct 16, 2020
Reginald Spears vs. Country Rap & FGL
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
hick hop,
memes,
Reginald Spears,
Satire
Sep 25, 2020
Reginald Spears vs. FGL, Chase Rice, 90s Country Haters
Sep 16, 2020
Reginald Spears vs. Sam Hunt, Hardy, & Luke Bryan
Labels:
Hardy,
Luke Bryan,
Matt Hardy,
memes,
Reginald Spears,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
WWE
Jul 20, 2020
Reginald Spears Tweet Memes
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
Joey Moi,
memes,
Reginald Spears,
Satire
Jul 10, 2020
Local Man Arrested for Arrested for Vandalizing Luke Bryan T-Shirts
Local mechanic and noted country music fan Reginald Spears, 48, was arrested on Thursday morning for vandalism and destruction of property. He was booked and released on bail after spending an hour in county. Spears’ popular Twitter account tweeted “My wife shouldn’t take me to town, heh heh” that afternoon, likely in regards to the incident.
On Thursday at 11:00 a.m., Jessica Chamberlain, proprietor of So So Cute Women’s Wear reported to police that a man was drawing on t-shirts with a marker or paint pen. She says she asked him to leave the premises when she noticed it, and that he politely complied, but returned to “put the finishing touches on one drawing.” That’s when Chamberlain called the cops.
“His wife is a sweetheart… I asked her not to bring him back in here again though; he’s crazy but at least he was wearing a mask, I guess.” she said, shaking her head.
Spears was arrested without incident in the parking lot. “He’s usually a gentleman when we have to arrest him.” laughed sheriff’s deputy Cody Westling. “It’s been a while, so I told him we’d missed him.”
So So Cute maintains a section of Luke Bryan clothing, dedicated to the country superstar who was born only a hundred miles or so from the store. Chamberlain said that when Mr. Spears noticed it, he went out to his truck and returned holding something (which turned out to be a handful of Sharpies and puff paint markers). “He was wild-eyed and looking around, but I didn’t think anything of it.” said Mrs. Chamberlain. “But then I noticed that he was doodling on the shirts… who does that? He’s a grown man.”
Spears allegedly drew penises on some of the shirts and added offensive phrases to others. “On our ‘One margarita, two margarita’ (based on Bryan’s hit “One Margarita”) shirt, he wrote “leads to three baby daddies,” said Chamberlain. “And he just wrote “sucks” on all my adorable Luke Bryan vintage v-necks. He’s got a problem!”
Spears, who runs a small engine repair shop on his property off Hwy 57, has said in the past that his long string of peculiar crimes is all in the name of “real country music.” His county rap sheet stands as proof, with 6-7 different misdemeanors over the years, oddly all related to country music.
At press time, Chamberlain had agreed to drop all charges if Spears agreed to pay for the damages, estimated at around $1,000. Spears was not available for comment.
Labels:
Fake News,
Luke Bryan,
Reginald Spears,
Satire
Jun 11, 2020
Jun 9, 2020
May 27, 2020
Reginald Spears Memes: Waylon, Sam Hunt, Dan + Shay
Labels:
Dan + Shay,
memes,
Reginald Spears,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
Waylon Jennings
May 6, 2020
Reginald Spears vs Aldean, Sam Hunt, FGL
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
Jason Aldean,
memes,
Reginald Spears,
Sam Hunt,
Satire
Apr 20, 2020
Reginald Spears Memes: Dixie Chicks, FGL, Dan + Shay
Labels:
Coronavirus,
Dan + Shay,
Dixie Chicks,
Donald Trump,
FGL,
Florida Georgia Line,
memes,
Reginald Spears,
Satire
Apr 13, 2020
More Monday Memes: Hank Jr., FGL, Sam Hunt, Coronavirus
Mar 26, 2020
Watch Out!!
Labels:
Luke Bryan,
Reginald Spears,
Satire
Mar 24, 2020
Well the Neon Signs Light Up the Block
Labels:
Coronavirus,
memes,
Reginald Spears,
Satire,
Turnpike Troubadours
Mar 23, 2020
More Monday Memes: Kenny Rogers, Luke Bryan, Dan + Shay
Mar 18, 2020
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