Scooby-Doo Country Reaction Gifs

 When the country station is playing some dude rapping about trying to keep his daughter off the pole

When Earl took a nap and they 

brought him a tarp instead of a blanket

When you get backstage passes at a Billy Strings show

Carrie Underwood fans when somebody on Twitter

dares utter a negative comment about her

When I'm in public and accidentally

hear a snippet of a Dan + Shay song

When the Uber driver is listening to Sam Hunt

When "Chattahoochee" comes on but

you don't know how to line dance

When you hear that one of your friends

went to a Kane Brown concert

Stolen Memes: Eric Church, Garth Brooks, Sam Hunt

By Bradey Cushman

 

(By Cody Wolfe Appreciation Committee)

Top 10 Headlines Taste of Country Hasn’t Posted Yet

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10. Scott McCreery enjoys a round of Scrabble with his wife

9. Brantley Gilbert reveals which gun tattoo his kids will get first

8. Remember when Shania Twain busted her ass at the CMT Awards?

7. Thomas Rhett saves a turtle stuck in the road

6. Adorable! Gabby Barrett shows off her Easter outfit

5. Remember when Walker Hayes hit #1 with “Fancy Like?”

4. Luke Bryan accidentally pranks Luke Bryan on American Idol

3. Remember when we were a reputable source for country music news? Neither do we.

2. Keith Urban seen staring lovingly up at wife Nicole Kidman

1. Sam Hunt reveals his favorite attributes in a mistress

The First Word You See is What You Think of Modern Pop-Country

More Monday Memes: Reginald Spears Edition

ACM Awards Voter's Guide: Worst Artist

Shoes to Fill

If It's Broke Don't Fix It

Stolen Memes: Alan Jackson, Sam Hunt, Garth Brooks

From Vinyl Ranch

 

Monday Morning Memes: Luke Bryan, Garth Brooks, Travis Tritt

The Current Poop of Mainstream Country Radio: January '22

  A poop emoji is negative, a strike thru is positive. Total score below the chart.

The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (0) overall which is exactly the same as this past October (the previous time we did this chart). The best song is Chris Stapleton’s “You Should Probably Leave,” but Carly/Ashley and Cody Johnson have a strong claim. The worst is Sam Hunt’s “23,” by a hair over Blake Shelton’s “Come Back as a Country Boy.” Sam’s rating is because it’s adult contemporary pop meh. Blake’s is cookie cutter listing song drivel.

Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.

The Sopranos Country Reaction Gifs

When your friend gets a new girlfriend who likes pop country and he starts going to Kane Brown and Sam Hunt shows

Cranking some more Brent Cobb gospel tunes

Wheeler Walker...

Oh you wanna test my 90s country knowledge?

If you don't like Lori McKenna, are you

I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then

When you hear a Walker Hayes song

Oh you're a country fan? Like Morgan Wallen and Luke Bryan?

Lawsuit Filed Against Dollar General Over Mainstream Country Played in Stores

A man in rural Georgia has filed a lawsuit against the retail giant Dollar General over the music played in their stores. Carl Schwartz, the attorney filing the suit, alleges that the mainstream country music regularly played over their loudspeakers has attributed to the man’s mental anguish and caused him irreparable emotional harm over the years.

“My client, a regular customer of Dollar General, has been subjected to a distressing amount of Luke Bryan, Walker Hayes, and Kane Brown during each visit to one of their establishments,” said Schwartz. “The constant barrage of trucks, appropriated slang, and shallow subject matter has caused him an unreasonable amount of anger, sadness, and physical discomfort.”

Schwartz went on to say that no matter which Dollar General his plaintiff entered, whether the one on the bypass, the one next to the one on the bypass, the one over on 16, or the one close to his house, the same brainless bile was pumping through the speaker system as he attempted to dash in for paper towels or a six pack of Pabst. “We will attempt to establish that the endless loop of Florida-Georgia Line, Thomas Rhett, and Sam Hunt brought real and provable trauma upon his quality of life. Hell, that “shake it for the catfish” song alone should be barred from use as a war prisoner coercion method.”

Dollar General, in a statement, said that the lawsuit was ‘frivolous’ and that any judge would throw out the case on its lack of merit alone. “The plaintiff, while not named to the public at this time, is a well known troublemaker once banned from one of our competitors over similar matters,” said DG’s lead attorney Mark Torrance. “He’s a nut; who doesn’t sing along to that Applebees song??”

At press time, the plaintiff was apparently willing to settle out of court for Turnpike Troubadours tickets, room and board.

The Righteous Gemstones Country Reaction Gifs

Morgan Wallen’s team’s thoughts about the Opry controversy

When you catch your boyfriend listening to The Highway SiriusXM

If you catch yourself starting to like Sam Hunt a little

“We’re playing pop country at the reception; take it or leave it.”

Country radio, obviously

When you’ve been listening to Brent Cobb gospel songs all day

When somebody says Turnpike won’t be good anymore because they’re happy and recovering

How about Farce the Music start spreading more positivity?