Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts
May 15, 2019
A Higher Wall
Labels:
memes,
Satire,
Tyler Childers
Garbage
Labels:
memes,
Satire,
Twitter,
Tyler Childers
I'm a Hypocrite
Labels:
Diff'rent Strokes,
memes,
Satire,
Tyler Childers
Wish in One Hand, FGL
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
memes,
Satire,
Tyler Childers
May 14, 2019
Reginald Spears on Luke Bryan, Sam Hunt, Walker Hayes
Labels:
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Reginald Spears,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
Walker Hayes
Tyler Childers, Kane Brown Memes
Labels:
Castaway,
Game of Thrones,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Satire,
Tyler Childers
World's Best Hick-Hop Fest Returns for 2019!
May 13, 2019
More More Monday Memes: FGL, Garth, Dustin Lynch
Labels:
Dustin Lynch,
Florida Georgia Line,
Game of Thrones,
Garth Brooks,
memes,
Satire
More Monday Memes: Lee Ann Womack, Jason Aldean, Kane Brown
Labels:
Jason Aldean,
Kane Brown,
Lee Ann Womack,
memes,
Mr. T,
Satire,
Thomas Rhett
Monday Morning Memes: Tyler Childers, Luke Combs, Ray Wylie Hubbard
May 10, 2019
They're NOT a Boy Band??
Labels:
King Calaway,
memes,
Satire,
The Highwaymen
Curb Alert!
Labels:
Craigslist,
George Strait,
Satire
Martina McBride Suspected in Several Area Holdups
by Trailer - Originally posted on Country California, December 15, 2010
Superstar country singer Martina McBride is the unlikely suspect in several recent Nashville armed robberies.
On Thursday, a Brentwood Texaco cashier reported that shortly after 9 PM, a very short-in-stature woman dressed in a black overcoat and a collectible miniature Predators hockey mask demanded all the cash from the register and 8 cans of watermelon Four Loko. The victim said he laughed until the assailant produced a semiautomatic pistol while screaming "Don't doubt me, Hassan, I know how to shoot this b*tch!" She left the Texaco with an undisclosed amount of money, the Four Loko beverages and several sticks of beef jerky.
Saturday morning, a BP station in the same general vicinity was robbed at gunpoint by a similarly described female. On this occasion, the woman lit a rack of Country Weekly magazines on fire before leaving the premises with cash, an Ed Hardy lighter and a handful of Black & Mild cigarillos. "She was yelling about Carrie Underwood when she burned those magazines; it was surreal," recounted BP attendant Cliff Carlston. "She was cussing like a sailor, but that voice... her voice was so familiar... and uplifting."
A string of robberies across the area has been attributed to the same suspect, with the top of her head caught on surveillance tapes at local convenience stores, banks and check cashing services. A black Lincoln SUV with step-sides has been mentioned as the getaway car in several instances. Investigators point to this fact along with a tip from a distraught child at the McBride residence as evidence of the singer's involvement in these crimes.
McBride's lawyers had no comment and Martina herself was in conference with her legal team at press time. The Davidson County Sheriff's Department said they were looking to obtain some juvenile-size cuffs before taking McBride into custody on suspicion of robbery, arson and assault.
Labels:
Fake News,
Fake News Classics,
Martina McBride,
Satire
May 9, 2019
Game of Thrones Memes: Bob Wills, Kane Brown
Labels:
Bob Wills,
Game of Thrones,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Satire
Game of Thrones Memes: Dan + Shay, Pirates of the Mississippi
Labels:
Dan + Shay,
Game of Thrones,
memes,
Pirates of the Mississippi,
Satire
Alf Country Reaction Gifs
Still beats listening to a Mitchell Tenpenny song
How many morons are in Florida-Georgia Line?
When somebody says they respect Waylon but don't really like his music
"Wanna go to the Dustin Lynch concert with me?"
♫ Cause this dumb blonde ain't nobody's fool ♫
How'd you get through a car ride with a Kane Brown fan?
When somebody plays you some Dan + Shay
May 7, 2019
Real Talk From FGL
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
memes,
Satire
Romance is in the Air!
Labels:
Kane Brown,
memes,
Satire
May 6, 2019
More Monday Memes: Chris Knight, Walker Hayes
Labels:
Chris Knight,
Commentary,
Disney,
memes,
Satire,
Twitter,
Walker Hayes
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