Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts
Nov 6, 2019
Me Upon My Pony on My Boat
Labels:
Disney,
Lyle Lovett,
memes,
Satire
Nov 5, 2019
A Boomer Meme
Labels:
boomer memes,
country music,
memes,
Satire
Who Really Gives a Damn?
Labels:
Brett Young,
Jordan Davis,
Matt Stell,
Russell Dickerson,
Satire
Nov 4, 2019
More Monday Morning Memes: Baker Mayfield, American Aquarium, Tyler Childers
Labels:
American Aquarium,
Baker Mayfield,
Batman and Robin,
memes,
NFL,
Ray Charles,
Satire,
Tyler Childers
Monday Morning Memes: Luke Bryan, Snap Beats, FGL
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire,
snap beats
Nov 1, 2019
90s Rock vs 2010s Country
Labels:
Garbage,
Jason Aldean,
Lit,
memes,
Nirvana,
Red Hot Chili Peppers,
Satire,
Temple of the Dog,
Zac Brown Band
Luke Bryan Fan eCards: Nov. '19
Labels:
Country eCards,
Jeff Gordon,
Luke Bryan,
Luke Bryan Fan eCards,
Satire
Cajon Player Left in Cape Girardeau
Americana cajon player Jeff Coffee is stranded in Missouri. Formerly (?) with the band Beard Harvest, Coffee was left behind at a rest stop after a show in Cape Girardeau 8 months ago, and to date has not heard from a single member of the band.
From the moment the band’s Econoline pulled away from the Fruitland southbound rest stop on February 25th, Coffee was completely abandoned. “I don’t have any of those guys’ phone numbers,” he frowned. “Not even the bass player…. So I couldn’t call anybody to come back and get me; I just assumed they’d notice by the time they hit the Arkansas line at least.”
Sadly, the up-and-coming roots rock group’s van never returned. Jeff, for his part, has moved on with his life, starting from scratch in the small river town. “I slept behind the Coke machines that night; damn it was cold,” he related. “But by the end of the next day I already had a job at the quick stop and a cot behind the beer cave.”
Coffee has since put his college degree in education to use, getting a job as a music teacher at the middle school, and is even dating. “I know - it’s a bizarre story - one of the key members of a rising band just left in the middle of nowhere and starts a brand new life.” he smiled. When asked if he’s kept up with Beard Harvest in recent months, he just shakes his head solemnly. “I really don’t know how they’ve made it without me, I hope they’re doing well.”
When contacted on their brand new tour bus before the first night of their 3 sold out Ryman performances, Beard Harvest lead singer Conn Whitaker asked “Who?” regarding the cast-off percussionist. “I didn’t know we had a full time cajon player; we’ve just been getting a random fan to play at shows - it’s not like it’s hard.”
Oct 31, 2019
A Scary Meme
Labels:
Alan Jackson,
Florida Georgia Line,
Halloween,
Hank Sr.,
memes,
Satire
A Fool And His Money...
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
memes,
Satire
Scream Country Reaction Gifs
When the insurance company puts you on hold and their hold music is Thomas Rhett
"But the female country singers just aren't making songs as good as the men do"
"Carrie, why did you key my truck, bust out my headlights, and flatten my tires?"
When you're about to walk into the Halloween party but you can hear Kane Brown music playing inside
Sturgill and Tyler are going on an arena tour in 2020!
♫ ♬ Here you come again
Just when I've begun to get myself together ♫ ♬
"But why can't I sing about clubbing in a southern drawl over an EDM beat and call it country?"
Her: (whispers) Morgan Wallen's version is better than Isbell's
Me:
We shoulda known something was up with Zac Brown when he changed some lyrics of Isbell's "Dress Blues"
Oct 30, 2019
If it Weren't For Trucks, We Wouldn't Have Tailgates
Labels:
Drake,
Joe Diffie,
memes,
Satire
Country Halloween Costumes
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
Halloween,
Knoxville Girl,
LOCASH,
memes,
Satire,
Zac Brown
6 New Mel Tillis Parody Album Covers
Labels:
Mel Tillis,
Parody Album Covers,
Satire
Oct 29, 2019
Oct 28, 2019
The Most Terrifying Things You Can Hear
Labels:
Friday the 13th,
Halloween,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Nightmare on Elm Street,
Satire
More Monday Morning Memes: Steve Earle, Vince Gill
Labels:
Hot Ones,
memes,
Paul Rudd,
Satire,
Steve Earle,
Vince Gill
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