Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts

Apr 29, 2021

Riqqy Sqaggs Parody Album Covers

Besides doing a bit of satire on the more ridiculous aspects of politics, Farce the Music doesn't generally make fun of peoples' beliefs on either side of the aisle. However, conspiracy theory BS is fair game. 





Malcolm in the Middle Country Reaction Gifs

When Luke Bryan won Entertainer of the Year

When somebody plays you Luke's new song "Waves"

When somebody plays you Austin Meade's song "Waves"

When somebody handed you the aux cord, and you played some Cuttin' Grass

♫ We gotta sink the Bismarck cause the world depends on us 

Why do you like Niko Moon?

When you check the mainstream country station to see if they've gotten any better

Hey, you wanna hear some Upchurch?

When your friends are embarrassed to be seen with you because you're a Chase Rice fan

Apr 23, 2021

Guest Submitted Meme: FGL & Dan + Shay

 Thanks JCS!

Reginald Spears Cares About Your Health


Several People Learn Dan + Shay is Two Dudes By Reading This Very Headline

Several readers of the headline above today learned that superstar country (pop) duo Dan + Shay is, in fact, composed of two male singers. Before having their eyes come upon those thirteen words, those readers, who may still be reading these sentences I am typing, believed that Shay was a woman. 

The reasons for their assumptions are varied and understandable. First, “Shay” is generally recognized to be a name for females and possibly those who identify as females. Secondly, the vocal presentation of Dan + Shay is rather high pitched. Women of the human species usually have shorter, thinner vocal cords, causing the sound produced in the larynx and uttered through the mouth to be in the upper register. 


Thirdly, those readers, usually not fans of pop country music, may have glanced quickly at promotional photos of Dan + Shay and noticed that one of the members of the duo has long hair (and occasionally no facial hair) and vaguely noted mentally that one of them was female. This is not the case. That misjudged member of the duo is named Dan, which is generally recognized to be a name for males and possibly those who identify as males. 


Those newly-informed readers who are still perusing these paragraphs may be surprised to learn, additionally, that Shay is the always-bearded member of the platinum-selling, ACM Award winning musical act. Indeed, Shay is the lead vocalist of the group, but in fact possesses the attributes that identify Mooney as a male, though if that definition has changed as of the posting of this story, I apologize to anyone I may have offended and will attempt to better myself.


“Huh, you learn something every day,” said Jackson Smith of Houston, upon coming to the realization that Shay Mooney is not a woman. “But they still suck.” Smith also posted a politically incorrect comment about the duo’s sexuality below the Facebook link for this very story. It was hidden or deleted promptly.


Shay Mooney, upon finding out that many music fans assumed him to be a her, stated “I don’t care, I’m rich.”


Apr 22, 2021

The Luke Bryan Cycle


Untrue Facts: Luke Bryan, Chris Stapleton, Loretta Lynn

 



Checks notes... oh, this one's actually true.



Sons of Anarchy Country Reaction Gifs

10 seconds into a Dan + Shay song

If you haven't listened to Morgan Wade

When you catch yourself enjoying the new Thomas Rhett song a little bit

If you're gonna dance to modern country...

FGL may be drifting apart, but that means there are two of them on country radio now

What's Carrie Underwood's new album about?

Eric Church, when he first came out

When your friend finally 'gets' Lucero

If you 'know' Sam Hunt fits the definition of country music

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