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Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts
Jul 19, 2021
Jul 18, 2021
Jul 16, 2021
What is Aaron Lewis Doing in This Picture?
Maybe....
Scanning the south Texas horizon for immigrants
Remembering how bad he f***ed up the National Anthem
Hunting relevance
Being on the outside, but he’s looking in
Looking for Fred Durst’s career
On training mission for a militia he just joined, but he’s pretty sure they just dumped in him the wilderness
Thinking of a line to rhyme with “Biden ain’t my President”
Taking a short rest because it’s hard work carrying around all that anger
Pondering what a collaboration with Ricky Skaggs would sound like
Searching for missing Arizona ballots
Testing out his new pattern called Qamouflage
Looking for the missing “e” in his band’s name
Hiding out from hitmen hired by Bruce Springsteen
Ticking off another box on his “country cred” card
Man’s Undying Love for Country Music Dies with Walmart CD Section
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| Perry Huddleston, former country lover |
“I went into the Walmart electronics section this week to see if I could get a Best of Johnny Paycheck CD, and I couldn’t even find a music display in there.” said Huddleston. “I asked the lady at the register and she pointed me to a couple of Mexican music albums jammed in by the Blu-Rays. I’m not too big a man to admit that I cried a little.”
“Country music literally no longer exists.” he frowned, not realizing that Amazon, Apple Music, Spotify, Bandcamp, CD Baby, Tower Records, CDE, eBay, and literally thousands of other sources for country music are available to him with only a few simple movements of his fingers against the screen of his phone.
“I blame god***n Garth Brooks; he killed it, and I was glad my local ‘classic’ country station went off the air cause they had started playing Garth songs lately.” Huddleston went on. “Now, Chris LeDoux, that was a real country singer. RIP.”
“I’m probably the biggest country music fan I know and I love it with all of my heart; Sh** I’m gonna miss it.” he said, ignorant of the fact that approximately 50 albums that he in particular would enjoy have come out in the first half of this very year.
When we informed Huddleston that hundreds, if not thousands of contemporary “real” country artists offer physical copies of their music, including his beloved CDs online, he expressed suspicion. “I don’t buy anything online because the Chicoms will steal my identity; I just use it to read the news on Gettr.”
Jul 15, 2021
Elderly Country Songs
George Strait "Metamucil By Morning"
Hank Williams "Jambalaya (On the Buffet)"
Maren Morris "The Bones (Ain't Good)"
Kane Brown "Nursing Homesick"
Florida-Georgia Line "Can't Say I Ain't Gimpy"
Garth Brooks "Friends in Assisted Living"
Jason Isbell "Seat Where She Sat in the Shower"
The Wire Country Reaction Gifs
When you find out Townes Van Zandt didn't completely understand "Pancho and Lefty" either
You really wearing that sweater to the Cody Jinks concert?
Dude, Kane Brown rescheduled his show! You going?
You like Luke Combs?
The view from the curb of my former passenger who switched the radio to the mainstream country station
You like Jon Pardi but you won't go see his concert because Niko Moon is the opener?
You like that new Flatland Cavalry album?
When I listen to Morgan Wallen
"Be honest. What do you think of this Dan + Shay song?"
Jul 14, 2021
Jul 13, 2021
Couldn't, Shouldn't
*Yes, I know those songs on the bottom row are not considered by most of Farce the Music's
readers to be actually country, but memes have to be pithy.
Jul 12, 2021
Jul 11, 2021
Jul 9, 2021
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