Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts

Jan 6, 2022

Least Anticipated Albums of 2022




Oh wait, that's a real album...



Yellowstone Country Reaction Gifs 2

If you haven't watched season 4: There are some gifs from
this season, but no extremely significant spoilers.


Would you wish a neverending hell of Walker Hayes songs on your worst enemy?

If your roommate only listens to FGL and Luke Bryan

Still better than listening to Kane Brown

Hey kid, you've got a future as a pop country singer!

Her: Don't bother coming home if you're still a rodeo man.
Him 6 hours later in Cheyenne:

When he says he's gone if you don't stop listening to depressing country songs

What do most country singers from Texas sing about?

What do you think of that #1 Dustin Lynch song?


Jan 5, 2022

Top 10 New Year's Resolutions for Koe Wetzel Fans


Top 10 New Year’s Resolutions for Koe Wetzel Fans

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10. Get serious for their 9th year of community college


9. Complete the full collection of Pit Vipers



8. Get a tattoo to cover up that seemingly permanent groin rash



7. Get LED bars put on both jet skis



6. Continue boycotting those motherf***king b***hes at the p***y ass Great Texas Balloon Race



5. Not wear wife beater to the job interview next time



4. See the doctor about this dark yellow pee



3. Not get anybody pregnant at LTJ fest this year



2. Wrestlemania. Jerry World. Both nights.



1. Jack Daniels, Taco Bell, Hangover + raging shits, Repeat



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~By Trailer with some input from someone who could dance that slow Uvalde shuffle


But I'm Not Anita


Dec 30, 2021

Walker Hayes Ruins Another Restaurant


Viral 2021 Gifs: Country Reaction Gifs

When an office mate's airpods aren't connected and their computer is playing Dan + Shay

When you're one of the 17 actual human beings to score Turnpike tickets

That was a country awards show?

Luke Bryan as every night of butt thrusting in concert gets him a little more sore

Me searching the Wild Country Spotify playlist for an actual country song

I have decided that in 2022 I will not make jokes about Morgan Wallen so people don't call me a liberal anymore

Oh, you think a covers album was the best record of 2021?

When your sister gave you an IOU for Christmas because she spent all her money on Morgan Wallen tickets

If you only listen to Jason Aldean because he agrees with you politically...



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