Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts
May 21, 2023
May 19, 2023
Dierks Bentley Just as Surprised as You That He Has 22 #1 Hits
“22??” he asked incredulously, “How is that even possible when it takes a year for a song to move up the chart if your name isn’t Morgan Wallen or Luke Combs?” He couched that statement with a “No offense guys; take me on tour.”
Bentley went on to attempt to name 10 of the songs that hit number one on either the Mediabase/Country Aircheck country chart.
“Well obviously there’s “Gold” which I remember because it’s my last single, but after that it gets sketchy,” he laughed. “Okay, uh… “What Was I Thinkin’” was my first, then there were like 5 in a row that sounded alike that might’ve hit #1… does “Every Mile Down the Road I Go Alone” sound right?”
“”Sideways!” …that’s one for sure,” he went on. “Okay, being drunk somewhere popped into my head… a beach, a plane, church?, maybe at Kid Rock’s bar?”
Bentley, 47, was unable to name another of his single releases that had topped the charts correctly, throwing out phrases like he was playing Win, Lose, or Draw. “It’s hard because, you know, either my songs are party hard uptempo songs or mid tempo songs about driving somewhere, it’s difficult to keep up, honestly,” admitted Bentley.
At press time, Dierks was lamenting not being a trend-chaser and was considering a few bass drops and curse words on his next record.
May 18, 2023
Judge Judy Country Reaction Gifs
When you listen to a song on the country chart and there's no twang, but there’s programmed beats, and no story.
When Wallen rules the charts for another week
Oh, Train and Parmalee are playing a show here?
Hey who remembers Pinmonkey?
When you find a bunch of autographed Sam Hunt 8x10s
Me opening Facebook to read the comments after my latest Hardy meme
“What are the chances you’ll go see Jason Aldean with me?”
Every time Kane Brown says he's going "back to his roots"
🎶I'm the fool in love with the fool that's still in love with you🎶
May 17, 2023
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May 14, 2023
Cringey Luke Bryan Photo of the Week
It seems neither side of the aisle is on DeSantis' team anymore, so I think this fits now.
May 10, 2023
Donnie Darko Country Reaction Gifs
*1 dirty word*
When your friend takes too many
shrooms at the Billy Strings show
When you sneak into the country radio conference and get on a mic and sing "Murder on Music Row"
And then...
When you tear up another kid's Morgan Wallen painting in art class
Still waiting on someone to convince me Dan + Shay are country
When you're in a cheerful mood, then Lori McKenna comes on in your shuffle
Your kid after overhearing you listening to Wheeler Walker Jr.
When you meet the one other guy in your hometown who's into Son Volt and Uncle Tupelo
When a demonic bunny rabbit asks you to put on some Martina McBride and you comply
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