Showing posts with label Scotty McCreery. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Scotty McCreery. Show all posts
Jun 6, 2014
Scotty McCreery Fan Club Meme
Labels:
memes,
Satire,
Scotty McCreery
Jun 5, 2014
CMA Fest 2014 Bingo!
Labels:
Big Smo,
Bingo,
Brantley Gilbert,
bro-country,
CMA Fest,
Daryl Worley,
Justin Moore,
Luke Bryan,
Satire,
Scotty McCreery
May 7, 2014
Scotty McCreery's Surprising New Single
Labels:
parody ads,
Satire,
Scotty McCreery
Apr 17, 2014
Little Known Facts: April 2014
ACM Awards organizers last Sunday scrambled to find a Rascal Flatts voice track when
Gary Levox walked onto the stage with a 12" chicken parmesan sub instead of his microphone.
Gary Levox walked onto the stage with a 12" chicken parmesan sub instead of his microphone.
The "H" in Scott H Biram is for Hoobastank and he is also
a founding member and the original keyboard player of the band.
Chase Rice chose his name from the punch line of an offensive joke about Asian people.
For the 2015 model, Chevrolet will be offering a special edition "country music" Silverado
that will feature two wheel drive with "4X4" stickers and oversized tailgate cables to
accommodate a higher dancer weight.
It takes a Masters Degree to fully appreciate country radio spin statistics.
It takes a high school drop-out to fully appreciate Dallas Davidson songs.
After being named Taste of Country's sexiest male singer,
Scotty McCreery celebrated his victory by entering a Clay Aiken look alike contest.
When James Bonamy recently stopped by Taco Bell for their new breakfast,
the lady at the window said "Hey! Aren't you…. Jim from afternoon shift?"
The stick figure family on the back of Tim McGraw and Faith Hill's vehicle is actual size.
Vince Gill might sing like a girl but he can apply a mean front facelock if you piss him off.
When asked about the controversial tweets from Luke Bryan's camp concerning
the ACM Entertainer of the Year Award, George Strait replied,
"Who's Luke Bryan and what in the hell is a tweet?"
On April Fools Day someone switched Brantley Gilbert's Valtrex with
Gorilla Glue... Jason Aldean was not amused.
Cole Swindell's greatest writing influence is his set of ABC123 words flash cards.
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Most of these by Jeremy Harris
Apr 16, 2014
Scotty McCreery: Parody Radio Promo Ad
Labels:
Parody Ad,
Satire,
Scotty McCreery,
Taste of Country
Mar 12, 2014
The Vampires of Music Row
Labels:
Brantley Gilbert,
Dallas Davidson,
FGL,
Love and Theft,
memes,
night songs,
Satire,
Scotty McCreery,
Tim McGraw
Dec 11, 2013
FTM's Christmas Parody Song Playlist
FTM Holiday Song Parody Playlist*:
David Allan Coe- I'm Dreaming of a White White Christmas
Kacey Musgraves feat Ashley Monroe and Willie Nelson- The Christmas Bong
Florida-Georgia Line- Doin' it for the HoHoHos
Scotty McCreery - The Howdy Doody Christmas
Gary Levox- I'm Getting Stuffing for Christmas
Taylor Swift - Santa Looked a Lot Like Scott Borchetta
Kenny Chesney- All I Want for Christmas is a Real Good Man
Justin Moore - Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas
Colt Ford ft T-Pain- Rufus the Remix Reindeer
Jason Aldean - Oh Come All Ye Unfaithful
Luke Bryan- Rockin' Around in Skinny Jeans
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-Concept and most of the titles by Robert Groves @fiveoletsgo
*These songs do not actually exist.
Oct 21, 2013
A Very True Meme (Guest Submission)
Labels:
Guest Submissions,
Jake Owen,
memes,
Scotty McCreery
May 6, 2013
Apr 30, 2013
Country Day April '13: Parody Album Covers Pt. 3 - Willie, Possum, etc.
Feb 21, 2013
Little Known Facts: Feb. '13
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Re-entry to a Brantley Gilbert concert is only allowed if you've had your lower back stamped.
When traveling to Scotty McCreery's house you must travel over a bridge,
but only after correctly answering Scotty's riddle.
Joe Diffie has spent all of his career earnings attempting to build a time machine
to prevent himself from starting the truck song craze.
Your mom likes that one Luke Bryan song.
The band Fifth On The Floor was first discovered when Shooter Jennings
climbed a bean stalk that led to the home of lead singer Justin Wells.
If golf celebrated mediocrity as much as country radio, Colt Ford would still be a golfer.
Everything on Justin Moore's tourbus is miniaturized for his ease of use.
eBay item #170992608018 is for the rights to roll Willie Nelson up and smoke him when he dies.
Jason Aldean DOES NOT have herpes. Word on the street however is that he has a few sores
that pop up once a month on his genitalia but he DOES NOT have herpes.
Long brown hooded robes and torches are required work apparel at
Big Machine Records except on Satanic Fridays.
1990's country star Ty Herndon now lives in a monastery in the Swiss Alps.
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*Most of this, including the shot of Justin Wells and Shooter Jennings, by Jeremy Harris.
Dec 17, 2012
Scotty McCreery on the Shelf: The End (2012 Edition)
Labels:
Christmas,
Scotty McCreery
Dec 13, 2012
Scotty McCreery on the Shelf 4 (2012 Edition)
Labels:
Christmas,
Scotty McCreery
Dec 12, 2012
Scotty McCreery on the Shelf 3 (2012 Edition)
Labels:
Christmas,
Scotty McCreery
Dec 11, 2012
Scotty McCreery on the Shelf 2 (2012 Edition)
Labels:
Christmas,
Scotty McCreery
Dec 10, 2012
Scotty McCreery on the Shelf 2012
Labels:
Christmas,
Scotty McCreery
Sep 5, 2012
New Scotty McCreery Christmas Album Cover Revealed
Labels:
Christmas,
Photocrap,
Scotty McCreery
Aug 14, 2012
Country Day Parody Album Covers August '12: Part 2
Apr 2, 2012
Country Demotivational Posters: ACMs 2012 Edition
Mar 1, 2012
Poll: ACM's Best New Artist Award
I wish they could somehow all lose... but who would you pick to win this year's ACM Best New Artist award?
Labels:
Brantley Gilbert,
Hunter Hayes,
Poll,
Scotty McCreery
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