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Nov 11, 2014

Lyric Parody of Scotty McCreery's "Feelin' It"


  Another potty-humor lyric parody from the mind of a perpetual 13-year-old.

"Flatulence"
(Lyric Parody of Scotty McCreery's "Feelin' It")

I'm flatulent

Black beans beanin'
Salsa saucin'
Tacos down the hatch
Cheese is cheesin'
Beef is beefin'
I should have skipped this snack
Flatulence

Beer is bubblin'
Tummy's troublin'
Pressure's building' up (uh)
On a third date
I shouldn't have ate
Somethin' that would struggle in my gut (flatulence)

And I pray, I pray I can hold on
Hope nothin', nothin' will go wrong
I don't wanna play a sphincter song
Must hold it in

Whoa, oh no
Ain't nothin' like feelin' that intestinal feelin'
Hunched up, pray for luck, God willin'
but it's flatulence, It's flatulence
Whoa, oh no
Ain't nothin' like grinnin' while tension climbs
Drop an SBD if I can
Hope it don't get out of hand
It's flatulence
Oh, It's flatulence

Please no rippin'
Nothing for whiffin'
Slip, slippin' holdin' on tight (man this sucks)
Date gets hotter
Don't drop a rotter
Keep organs in a vice (flatulence)

And I pray, I pray I can hold on
Hope nothin', nothin' will go wrong
I don't wanna play a sphincter song
Must hold it in (like this)

Whoa, oh no
Ain't nothin' like feelin' that intestinal feelin'
Hunched up, pray for luck, God willin'
but it's flatulence, It's flatulence
Whoa, oh no
Ain't nothin' like grinnin' while tension climbs
Drop an SBD if I can
Hope it don't get out of hand
It's flatulence
Oh, It's flatulence

Egg needs layin'
Donkey needs brayin'
But my girl wants a kiss
Red faced confession
Gaseous expression
Baby forgive me for this
(Flatulence)

Whoa, oh no
Ain't nothin' like feelin' that intestinal feelin'
Set free, full relief, expellin'
It's flatulence, It's flatulence
Whoa, oh no
Ain't nothin' like grinnin' when tension's gone
She just laughs as she holds my hand
She says she understands
It's flatulence
Oh, It's flatulence

We go parkin'
Kia's rockin'
Please no shartin'
Oh, I'm flatulent

Jun 5, 2014

Apr 17, 2014

Little Known Facts: April 2014




ACM Awards organizers last Sunday scrambled to find a Rascal Flatts voice track when
Gary Levox walked onto the stage with a 12" chicken parmesan sub instead of his microphone.

The "H" in Scott H Biram is for Hoobastank and he is also
a founding member and the original keyboard player of the band.

Chase Rice chose his name from the punch line of an offensive joke about Asian people.

For the 2015 model, Chevrolet will be offering a special edition "country music" Silverado
that will feature two wheel drive with "4X4" stickers and oversized tailgate cables to
accommodate a higher dancer weight.

It takes a Masters Degree to fully appreciate country radio spin statistics. 
It takes a high school drop-out to fully appreciate Dallas Davidson songs.

Scotty McCreery celebrated his victory by entering a Clay Aiken look alike contest.

When James Bonamy recently stopped by Taco Bell for their new breakfast, 
the lady at the window said "Hey! Aren't you…. Jim from afternoon shift?"

The stick figure family on the back of Tim McGraw and Faith Hill's vehicle is actual size.

Vince Gill might sing like a girl but he can apply a mean front facelock if you piss him off.

When asked about the controversial tweets from Luke Bryan's camp concerning
the ACM Entertainer of the Year Award, George Strait replied,
"Who's Luke Bryan and what in the hell is a tweet?"

On April Fools Day someone switched Brantley Gilbert's Valtrex with 
Gorilla Glue... Jason Aldean was not amused.

Cole Swindell's greatest writing influence is his set of ABC123 words flash cards.

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Most of these by Jeremy Harris

Dec 11, 2013

FTM's Christmas Parody Song Playlist

FTM Holiday Song Parody Playlist*:

David Allan Coe- I'm Dreaming of a White White Christmas

Kacey Musgraves feat Ashley Monroe and Willie Nelson- The Christmas Bong

Florida-Georgia Line- Doin' it for the HoHoHos

Scotty McCreery - The Howdy Doody Christmas

Gary Levox- I'm Getting Stuffing for Christmas

Taylor Swift - Santa Looked a Lot Like Scott Borchetta

Kenny Chesney-  All I Want for Christmas is a Real Good Man

Justin Moore - Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas

Colt Ford ft T-Pain- Rufus the Remix Reindeer

Jason Aldean - Oh Come All Ye Unfaithful

Luke Bryan- Rockin' Around in Skinny Jeans



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-Concept and most of the titles by Robert Groves @fiveoletsgo
*These songs do not actually exist.

Feb 21, 2013

Little Known Facts: Feb. '13


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Re-entry to a Brantley Gilbert concert is only allowed if you've had your lower back stamped.

When traveling to Scotty McCreery's house you must travel over a bridge, 
but only after correctly answering Scotty's riddle.

Joe Diffie has spent all of his career earnings attempting to build a time machine 
to prevent himself from starting the truck song craze.

Your mom likes that one Luke Bryan song.

The band Fifth On The Floor was first discovered when Shooter Jennings 
climbed a bean stalk that led to the home of lead singer Justin Wells.

If golf celebrated mediocrity as much as country radio, Colt Ford would still be a golfer.

Everything on Justin Moore's tourbus is miniaturized for his ease of use.

eBay item #170992608018 is for the rights to roll Willie Nelson up and smoke him when he dies.

Jason Aldean DOES NOT have herpes. Word on the street however is that he has a few sores 
that pop up once a month on his genitalia but he DOES NOT have herpes.

Long brown hooded robes and torches are required work apparel at 
Big Machine Records except on Satanic Fridays.

1990's country star Ty Herndon now lives in a monastery in the Swiss Alps.


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*Most of this, including the shot of Justin Wells and Shooter Jennings, by Jeremy Harris.

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