The Four

*Considering the thousands of memes created and eleven years FTM has been around, 

I've probably made this exact meme before somewhere along the way. Don't care.*

The Highwaybros

Not to be outdone by the Highwomen's reimagining of The Highwaymen's "The Highwayman," a new group has formed... the Highwaybros.

Highwaybro

(parody of "The Highwayman")

I am a highwaybro

Up and down backroads I do ride

With beer and baby by my side

Many a young maid set bare feet upon my dash

Many a city boy had me whoop his punk ass

The popo got me in the spring for DUI

But f*** em I still drive

I am a player

I just gave your girl a ride

And with her all night I’ll abide

I drive a Raptor round the square to impress hos

She liked my lift kit and the way my high beams glow

Never used no protection and I never will

I hope she’s on the pill

I was a left fielder

Who smoked too much dope every night

My scholarship’s been cast aside

A place called Belmont, but my folks let me stay though

I’m learning songwriting, lit, and basic bio

Curb saw my headshot and they want me to come down

I guess I’m big star bound

I'll always be around and around and around and around and around

I fly a middle finger

Across the Davidson countyside

Got a lot of artificial pride

I walk with swagger, stick my chest out like a man

Perhaps I may roll coal on a soy boy again

Or I may simply send a dick-pic to Elaine

But I will remain

My kind comes back again, and again and again and again and again

They're NOT a Boy Band??

Obvious Florida-Georgia Line Meme

It's 4/20. Here's a Bunch of Willie Nelson Gifs.

Yeah, it really looks like that. Don't adjust your screen.

More Politically Correct Memes: Strait, Highwaymen, Wheeler Walker Jr.

The Screaming Sky Cowboy Would Make Every Country Video Better

  

If for some reason you haven't seen the video that the screaming sky cowboy

(Scottish/Australian rock singer Jimmy Barnes) is from, enjoy:

A Surreal Tragedy

More Monday Morning Memes: FGL, Ray Wylie, Luke & Dierks

April Fools' Jokes Should Have an Element of Truth

Blake Shelton: Think It, Be It

Monday Morning Memes: Luke, Band Perry, Bowersox

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From Jon Bray

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