Farce the Music: Thomas Rhett

May 23, 2019

Shrek Country Reaction Gifs

After I listen to "Whiskey Lullabye"

How to get a major label record deal in Nashville

How to keep a major label record deal in Nashville

When somebody makes you listen to the new Thomas Rhett song

Is Luke Combs pretty good? Is he the the savior of country music?

Hank 3 thinks this is a country song

When the shrooms hit at the Infamous Stringdusters concert

"Go listen to Mitchell Tenpenny with the rest of your Mitchell Tenpenny fan friends"

May 2, 2019

Chris Farley Country Reaction Gifs

♫ Don't it make you wanna dance? ♫

When somebody says Whitey Morgan is overrated and you have a 2x4 in your hand

"Trap beats are the future of country music"

Chris Farley being an Americana songwriter's muse

When the kids on your bus keep singing "Old Town Road"

Did you hear Chris Knight will have a new album this fall?

When Lynyrd Skynrd's farewell tour is over...

When the radio station plays Cody Johnson... then follows it up with Thomas Rhett

Apr 12, 2019

Mainstream Country Station Expands Playlist to 12 Songs

LAFAYETTE, LA —Local mainstream country radio station 102.9 WBRO (“The Bro”) announced Thursday a new programming direction wherein its radio hosts would be instructed to select from a list of twelve different songs, up from the usual eleven—which was already 3 songs higher than the industry average.

“After much research, we’ve decided to add Maren Morris’ ‘Girl’ to the rotation. We know we’ll get some push-back here, but we believe the numbers make sense and also there was a company directive that forces us to add one woman to the playlist,” associate program director Jess Staten said in a statement Thursday.

“Of course, we’ll still be playing the other eleven songs over and over and over again—we just really wanted to stand out from the pack by adding one more to the rotation,” he noted. “But the staples like Thomas and Kane and Morgan and uh Morgan and that song where the guy says something kind of pervy about a girl… those will all remain.”

According to Staten, the move was part of a broader initiative to challenge what was possible in the mainstream country radio arena, and to inject a new level of variety into the station’s already adventurous eleven-song playlist.

“I hope this gets all the SJW’s and feminists off our backs” he added.

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This story blatantly plagiarized and adapted from this Babylon Bee story.