The comments section under a post about Beyoncé's new album
When somebody sees I've been listening to this playlist
It's just country boys and girls getting down on the farm
I took a little sip and right away I knew
as my eyes bugged out and my face turned blue
When you can't figure out who played Dan + Shay on the TouchTunes so you can go assault them
A country music blogger trying to interact with a woman
I've learned that the monsters ain't the ones under my bed
When she doesn't cook or clean, but she has Waylon's discography on vinyl
Me when there's a political battle in the comments of a Jason Aldean meme I posted
Well way down yunder on the...
