Farce the Music: Trace Adkins

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May 25, 2015

Jul 1, 2014

Country Singer Anagrams

an·a·gram

ˈanəˌgram/

noun

a word, phrase, or name formed by rearranging the letters of another, such as cinema, formed from iceman.

Dec 11, 2013

Country Christmas Album Warning Labels

Oct 9, 2013

Sep 4, 2013

Top 10 Things Dallas Davidson Thinks Are Cool

10. An upstairs neighbor playing Godsmack really loud at 12:30 on a Sunday night

09. Bombing Syria

08. Erectile dysfunction

07. Moob sweat at an important meeting

06. Getting logged out of Netflix and forgetting the log-in info

during an "Orange is the New Black" binge

05. Stepping in dog shit, barefoot

04. When Walt poisoned that kid on Breaking Bad

03. Slightly overweight people taking all the scooters for handicapped people at Walmart

02. Alex Rodriguez

01. Unflushed poo in public toilets

*Dallas Davidson is the cowriter of "Honky-Tonk Badonkadonk," "That's My Kinda Night," "Boys Round Here,"

"Country Girl (Shake It For Me)" and various other piece-of-shit "country" songs that have added to the

destruction of the mainstream segment of the genre.

Aug 9, 2013

Co-Writers to Crappiness of Song Ratio?

I realize this argument only works in a vacuum, so take this graphic with a grain of salt.

Many classic songs were written by 2-3 people and on the flip side,
"Achy Breaky Heart" was written by Don Von Tress alone.

Still….

Aug 2, 2013

Sackpunch #16: Dallas Davidson

Dallas Davidson Deserves a Sackpunch

I'm not going to bother writing much of anything about this dude. However, I believe, as much as a songwriter can, Dallas Davidson has done nearly irreversible damage to the genre of country music on the mainstream level. Some other writers have been a part of some truly awful songs, but Dallas' track record is a tote board full of douche-ocity, truck fetishism and misogyny. For that, he deserves one of the most painful and physically damaging sackpunches FTM has ever issued. If you need some proof, look no further than the following videos & songs. He wrote or co-wrote all of them.

And not one to rest on his laurels, Dallas has now provided us with what may be the worst country song of all time:

Get ready, DD.