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LANGUAGE WARNING!

*FALSE: It has Irish, Scottish, and British origins and was influenced by the blues afterwards.

Happy Labor Day!

Hashtag Games: #fatcountrysongs

We had a hashtag game (don't know why they're called games - they're more like humorous brainstorming sessions, but whatever) yesterday on Twitter for #fatcountrysongs - and here are some of the best responses from our Twitter pals, and some I came up with myself. I came up with whole separate categories for Rascal Flatts and Garth Brooks.




#fatcountrysongs

Burger King of the Road

@Farcethemusic Heartland Double Bypass #fatcountrysongs

— Mike Richard (@MLR_88) April 5, 2016

Ready Set Rolls

@Farcethemusic "Hey Waiter Where You Been?" - parody of Hayes Carll's "Hey Baby Where You Been" #fatcountrysongs

— Cobra (@CobraCountryFan) April 6, 2016

Onion Rings (George and Tammy)

@Farcethemusic The Cold Lard Truth #fatcountrysongs

— Meowlissa (@emperorcupcake2) April 5, 2016

My Churches

@Farcethemusic Cronut Angel #fatcountrysongs

— Fake Martina McBride (@DrunkenMartina) April 5, 2016

Two Kolache Home (Mark Chesnutt)

.@Farcethemusic "Oh My Sweet Empanada" #fatcountrysongs

— Josh Pirkle (@PirkDiggler) April 5, 2016

Where Corndogs Grow

@Farcethemusic Baby's got her sweatpants on #fatcountrysongs

— Matt Brucker (@MattBrucker20) April 5, 2016

Burger on Music Row

Jason Isbell - Traveling With Scones@Farcethemusic #fatcountrysongs

— The Country Line (@countrylineblog) April 5, 2016

Ain't No Gravy

@Farcethemusic Donut Shop Anthem.

— Derek Hudgin (@DHWritesCountry) April 5, 2016

Country Girl (Bake it For Me)

@Farcethemusic Prop Me Up Beside the Buffet when I die #Fatcountrysongs

— Matt Brucker (@MattBrucker20) April 5, 2016

Diabetes Man (Thomas Rhett)

@Farcethemusic

Barely Fit Blue Jean Night #fatcountrysongs

— JustChristal (@justchristal) April 5, 2016

Every Light in Waffle House is On

@Farcethemusic #fatcountrysongs Here's a Quarter...Pounder

— OutInTheCountry (@NCmasonjar) April 5, 2016

Hungry All the Time

@Farcethemusic

Jesus Take the Whale#fatcountrysongs

— JustChristal (@justchristal) April 5, 2016

Dairy Queen of My Doublewide Trailer

@Farcethemusic Weight On A Women by Brad Paisley #fatcountrysongs

— Jill (@JillChristinaWV) April 5, 2016

"Just Lettin' The Neck Roll" -Justin Moore  @WinstonWilson25

@Farcethemusic my gordita Brooks & Dunn.

— Ashley Ann (@AshleyAnnMusic) April 5, 2016

#rascalfatts

Life is a Subway
Let It Roast
Bless the Broken Bread
Prayin' for Vegemite
My Dish
I Melt (Velveeta on Everything)
Food Trucks and Freedom
Me and My Meringue

#girthbrooks

Callin' Dominos
Wraps Up in Me
People Loving Cheetos
Two Chicken Marinaras
Too Overweight, Sittin' at Waffle House
The Dinner Rolls
If Sbarro Never Comes
Friends at Bojangles

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(Background info on some of these: Travis Tritt vs BG)

Jeremy Harris

 

Jeremy Harris

Happy Labor Day! (Travis Tritt Video)

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Little Known Facts: May '13

LL Cool J's next single will be titled "Accidental Sellout".

Justin Moore only wears a cowboy hat for one reason. To protect his soft spot.

If you stare into a mirror and repeat "Little Debbie" three times, Gary Levox will appear.

The Brantley Gilbert fact for this month has been edited out by Trailer due to not being offensive enough.

The only two boobs in music bigger than those belonging to Dolly Parton 

are the two singing in Florida Georgia Line.

Curb Records is no longer adding new artists to its roster, only lawyers.

While savingcountrymusic.com has been accused of hacking one time, 

farcethemusic.com is accused of being written by hacks daily.

94% of all Robert Earl Reed music that is purchased is by people 

attempting to buy a Robert Earl Keen album.

Travis Tritt still receives counseling due to his emotional scars from an early 90's feud with Billy Ray Cyrus.

The Zac Brown Band's tour bus sleeps 20. The remaining band members usually get a hotel.

The reward for taking a picture of Jamey Johnson crying in public 

is you get beaten to death by Jamey Johnson.

Thanks to Jeremy Harris for most of these.

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