Showing posts with label Travis Tritt. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Travis Tritt. Show all posts

Nov 15, 2019

WWE Country Reaction Gifs 39


If you buy Jason Aldean's new album on CD, make sure you shine it up real good

What does anyone see in Mitchell Tenpenny?

♫ ♬ You say you were wrong to ever leave me alone
Now you're sorry, you're lonesome and scared... ♫ ♬

If somebody plays Florida-Georgia Line on the bar jukebox
  
Sam Hunt has a new song

After listening to Thomas Rhett for .02 seconds

Trying to figure out how Dan + Shay is country

When somebody says black people are part of the history of country music*



Jun 19, 2019

Put Some Country in Your Country


Put Some Country in Your Country
(Lyric Parody of Travis Tritt’s “Put Some Drive in Your Country”)

Well I was raised on country classics
Like Johnny Cash and George Strait
Lord, I loved to hear ‘em
But I really got all pissed off round about twenty thirteen
That’s the first time I heard Florida-Georgia Line “sing”
They put some suck in their country, that really turned me off

Boys, put some country in your country
Hey, what the hell is wrong with y’all?
Cause when the bass is boomin’
It don’t sound right at all
Every time I hear that weak pop stuff on my truck radio
It makes me want to drive my truck right off of a plateau
Put some country in your country
Keep country living on

Went to a show in Atlanta on Sunday afternoon
The gig was packed with skanks and douchebags
And the singer was rapping June and moon
The songs had my stomach in upheaval
They were all “Hey baby hey”
Thought this was country music so I jumped up on the stage
“Put some country in your country fellas!”
I got kicked out of the show

Put some country in your country
Hey, what the hell is wrong with y’all?
Cause when the bass is boomin’
It don’t sound right at all
Every time I hear that weak pop stuff playing in a store
It makes me want to throw a temper tantrum on the floor
Put some country in your country
Keep country living on

Put some country in your country
Hey, what the hell is wrong with y’all?
Cause when the bass is boomin’
It don’t sound right at all
Well, I like some new country
I ain't putting it all down
But damn, I miss Merle Haggard
I wish he was still around
Put some country in your country
Keep country living on

Put some country in your country
Keep country living on


Nov 16, 2018

I Love Lucy Country Reaction Gifs

When Keith Urban won Entertainer of the Year at the CMAs


When you're from the 50s and ask somebody what country music sounds like in the 2000s and they play you Walker Hayes

When you find an Old Dominion song on your wife's "Favorite Songs" playlist

When you smell T-R-O-U-B-L-E


When Ethel says Kelsea Ballerini's performance was her favorite on the CMAs
 

Reading Kane Brown fan tweets

What's a Bebe Rexha and why is it playing on the CMAs??

When tonight the Vitameatavegamin let you down
  
Still more country than Sam Hunt


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