Showing posts with label Twitter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Twitter. Show all posts
Nov 18, 2020
Nov 12, 2020
Just a Bunch of Dan + Shay Twitter Slander
Labels:
CMA Awards,
Commentary,
Dan + Shay,
Twitter,
TwitterWIN
Sep 17, 2020
ACMs 2020: (Semi) Snarky Twitter Wrap-Up
The ACM Awards were obviously a more serious and somber affair this year, so the hatin' wasn't as prevalent. That said, here are a few bits of insight and humor from last night's show.
I guess I’ll watch the ACMs. Probably won’t be a lot of hatin’ cause things are weird. As you may know.— Farce the Music (@Farcethemusic) September 17, 2020
Here’s some hatin’: Dan + Shay suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. #ACMawards— Farce the Music (@Farcethemusic) September 17, 2020
Dan + Shay rhymes with Maddie & Taye, the real duo of the year in my country music heart #ACMawards— Sarah Boesveld (@sarahboesveld) September 17, 2020
“One Margarita” was definitely written by an online hit summer country song generator. #ACMawards— Farce the Music (@Farcethemusic) September 17, 2020
I couldn’t tell you Dan from Shay though... and I thought Old Dominion was better when they were in the Sun Belt Conference.— Jay Cooper (@jayacoop) September 17, 2020
Carrie Underwood just covered Patsy Cline, Loretta Lynn, Barbara Mandrell, Dolly Parton, Reba McEntire, and Martina McBride on the ACM AWARDS. Carrie Underwood just had a "moment." She is what pop country should be. #ACMawards— Saving Country Music (@KyleCoroneos) September 17, 2020
I think Nashville needs an intervention about their drinking problem. (It’s worse than usual) #ACMawards— Farce the Music (@Farcethemusic) September 17, 2020
I had no clue the #ACMawards were on tonight.— NotKennyRogers (@NotKennyRogers) September 17, 2020
Then again, over half the nominees have no clue who Merle Haggard is so whatever.
I don’t think I’ve ever cared less about a celebrity couple than Blake and Gwen lol— Lorie Liebig (@lorieliebig) September 17, 2020
Fun fact: Luke Combs did a tune up on that truck before the commercial.— Farce the Music (@Farcethemusic) September 17, 2020
I always knew country music would eventually get so bad that nobody would show up at those award shows, but y’all didn’t believe me...— Kevin Moon (@_KevinMoon) September 17, 2020
We would have severe overpopulation and traffic problems if Riley Green’s song came true.— Farce the Music (@Farcethemusic) September 17, 2020
"Excuse me. Sir?? Can you tell me how to get to Copperhead Road?" "Yeah, uh, head down Copperhead road. Run right on Copperhead. Another left on Copperhead. Then boom. You're on Copperhead. "— Tyler Daniel (@TylerDaniel28) September 17, 2020
I like the idea of Luke Combs sitting in the Bluebird and occasionally having to get up and be like what again?— Elamin Abdelmahmoud (@elamin88) September 17, 2020
Play Mickey Guyton, country radio.— Farce the Music (@Farcethemusic) September 17, 2020
it’s a crime you all let Florida Georgia Line be as popular as they are— rach coop (@rec__22) September 17, 2020
A man can stumble out of the Gap Outlet at the Opryland Mall to pick up an Entertainer Of The Year trophy, apparently. #ACMs— Country Universe (@CountryUniverse) September 17, 2020
I don’t like the phrase “mediocre white male” because I am one, but Thomas Rhett is also one.— Farce the Music (@Farcethemusic) September 17, 2020
Feb 20, 2020
Better Names for Luke Bryan's New Beer
Luke Bryan has a beer coming out, because all pop-country artists must put their name on an alcoholic beverage now or else. It’s called Two Lane American Golden Lager, but we came up with some more fitting names. Thanks to Twitter pals for the help!
Nut Hugger Pecan Ale
They Stay the Same Age IPA
Money Maker Shaker @jm_ferguson
Baby Girl Darlin’ Honey Lager
Hip Thrust Tripel
Heinishaken @jchwv11
Midlife Weisses
Goober Gose
Lukahol (he calls it beer, but really it’s just soda pop) @hooper
Extra White Witbier
Skinny Jean Lean @piker73
Bockin’ Boots
Backroad Honey @nlittletaylor
I Don’t Want This Lite to End
Nocohol @straitshooter13
St. Pauli Girl Shake It For Me Ultra-Light Lager @finnhuckster
Piss Tomorrow Goodbye American Lager
Menistat IPA @lhcountryboy
Menistat IPA @lhcountryboy
Cheesy Swill @kevink61
Gomer Pale
Labels:
Beer,
Luke Bryan,
Satire,
Twitter
Feb 11, 2020
Reginald Spears vs. Dan + Shay
Labels:
Dan + Shay,
Reginald Spears,
Satire,
Twitter
Oct 15, 2019
Twitter Reviews Brantley Gilbert's Monday Night Football Halftime Performance
Labels:
Brantley Gilbert,
NFL,
Twitter
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