Bad Pun Country Memes

Monday Morning Memes: Walker Hayes, Tyler Childers, Charley Crockett

 

Sunday Mornin' Music / Tyler Childers / "Angel Band (Live)"

Hallelujah, Jubilee

The Crud Report September '22, Vol. II

New Video / Tyler Childers / "Angel Band (Jubilee Version)"

Well Duh

Overthinking Tyler Childers

More Tuesday Memes: Walker Hayes, American Aquarium, Tyler Childers

Country Music Fantasy Football Team Names 2022

Haven't done these in a while so here we go, with help from Twitter pals. The ones not attributed are by yours truly, Trailer. 

There Stands the Kupp

The Night They Drove McCaffrey Down

Jerry Reed Options @Misery_n_Gin

Cross Canadian Football League @lhcountryboy

Feathered Commanders

Shotgun Willie @ReadWatchDo

Why Ja’Marr in Here Looking Like That

Touchdown Troubadours @theadamdrake

Why Brady Why

Punt Flicker Pass @JWOutlaw13

Wagon Wheel Route (Adam Drake)

Lost Dak Street Band @TreyBlair33

Mike Evans & The Moonpies (Trey)

Turnpike Goin' For Twobadours @brianmather

Sunday Night Blues

Mammas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Deshaun Watson @FriendDevin

All the Gould in California

The Cody Wolves @Robberino

Cast No Picks

Delta Down @JonMDanforth

The Charles Wesley Go Routes @wilkins63

If Dick Butkus is Up, Why Am I Down

Lynyrd Pigskynyrd @DavidJoy_Author

Lost on 30 Akers

Shenandoah Checkdown @JArnoldTAMU85

Are You Sure Lombardi Done It This Way (Adam Drake)

Jason IsBall @RCHoyt34 

Tonight the Waddle Let Me Down

Streets of Lambeaufield @thatjohnhammond

Houston Oilers Marchman (LH Country Boy)

Sweet Dreams (of a W) @JenJenMichelle

I Will Make You Hurts

Wichita Offensive Lineman @ShawnC96WL

Drive-By Justin Tuckers (Shawn)

The Rita Ballou 42s @The_Reliant

Deebo & Lefty

Matt Stafford & The 400 Unit @mrbalusek

Townes Van Slant @knotts632

Kittle Bitty

Muscadine First Down Line @Western_Grunge

Chase Daniels, If You Please

Grieving, I’m a Jets Fan

Country Singers By Their Hair

Still More Monday Memes: Waylon Jennings, Kane Brown, Zach Bryan

Man Who Makes Sure You Know He’s Too Good for Country Music Adores Theory of a Deadman

Mr. Burns' "Best Songs Ever" playlist

Jesse Burns, 39, of Lowell, MA, has unparalleled taste in music and wants you to know so. “All country music sucks, so who cares? Only slack jawed Trumpers listen to that crap.” commented the divorced dad of two on a Farce the Music Facebook meme about country music. His comment received one thumbs up, 2 laughing faces, and 8 angry faces. 

The meme showed up in his timeline due to a former high school friend Jesse forgot to unfollow sharing it. Incensed that he should be reminded of the mere existence of country music, Mr. Burns made sure to make his high falutin opinion known to all. He has far too refined sensibilities for even one person on earth to think he could listen to the addle brained yawping of sister sexing hillbillies. 

“That shit blows ass,” said Burns when we sent him a PM asking politely for some explanation. “LOOOL, you need to get a life, f**king redneck.” Since we couldn’t get Burns to engage in a civil conversation about his disdain of country music, we decided to analyze his supposed stellar taste.

His Facebook profile page was partially public and a recent post bragged excitedly of getting tickets for the upcoming Louder Than Life festival in Kentucky. He specifically mentioned his excitement about seeing those paragons of music, Theory of a Deadman, for the 9th time. He was also hyped about Chevelle, Ghostemane, Sevendust, Pop Evil, Papa Roach, Shaman’s Harvest, and whoever Yungblud is. 

Clearly a man of unquestionable artistic preferences, Jesse Burns is far too intelligent and cultured for the inbred idiocy of Kris Kristofferson, or the uneducated foolishness of Merle Haggard, or the bland white trash stylings of Tammy Wynette. 

We also found Jesse’s public Spotify playlist entitled “Best Songs Ever.” Prominently featured are the aforementioned Theory of a Deadman who are definitely not a subpar Nickelback cover band. It also includes the stylings of Hinder, Saving Abel, and whatever a Crossfade is. Obviously this man is far too sophisticated for the moonshine swilling moronicness of Guy Clark, or the trailer park platitudes of Dolly Parton, or the barely literate ponderings of Tyler Childers. 

At press time, Jesse Burns was cursing at his ex-wife on the phone with a Sam Adams in hand, while Buckcherry blared in the background. But at least he doesn’t like country.

John Anderson and Tyler Childers / "Shoot Low Sheriff" / The Grand Ole Opry

If the Opry takes this video down (which they may), there's a live "Seminole Wind" below.

Tyler DuCreux

Tyler Childers / "Rustin' in the Rain" / Willie's 4th of July Picnic

Country Twitter FAILS: July '22

*language warning*

I blurred this guy because he has good taste, even if he can't spell

That High?

Tyler Childers Covers SG Goodman's "Space and Time"

Ridiculous AI Generated Country Music Images

Dall-E (mini) is an artificial intelligence that creates images from text. People have obviously been using it for making the most absurd images they can think of... like Donald Duck rapping, Shrek at the Last Supper, and other tomfoolery. Here are some country ones. (this is the lazy content you get during the summer doldrums)

This one sent by Cody Gentry