Showing posts with label Upchurch. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Upchurch. Show all posts

Mar 27, 2020

What Country Fanbases Are Doing During Coronavirus Lockdown


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Brantley Gilbert fans: 
The usual - morning bell, inmate count, breakfast, work detail, inmate count…

Luke Bryan fans: 
young - Tik Tok dance videos; older - drinking wine, also doing Tik Tok videos

Florida-Georgia Line fans: 
going to the beach, going to parties, having sex with people they just met

Kane Brown: 
doing chores, homework, texting other kids their age

Mitchell Tenpenny: 
maintaining their regimen of ceftriaxone and azithromycin, stalking exes

Tyler Childers: 
morel hunting, drinking themselves blind

Kelsea Ballerini: 
journaling, skin care, skin care journaling

Sturgill Simpson: 
N/A - he has run off all his fans

Charlie Daniels Band: 
sharing factually incorrect memes, going to church, sleeping with Fox News on

Upchurch: 
hoarding, cooking

Jan 15, 2020

Top 10 Potential Names for New Hick-Hop Acts




10. Plenty of Felonz

9. Porter Swaggoner

8. Dem Konfedurissy Boyz

7. Travis Trill

6. Stormfront Husslaz

5. Incel Muddaz

4. Girth Brukz

3. The David Duke Boyz

2. Johnny Trash and the Men in White

1. Some Guys Who Got Fired from Kwik Lube for Selling Pills

Dec 3, 2019

Really Dumb Country Reviews: Dec. '19

From a popular digital music service.
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Dan + Shay & Bieber - 10,000 Hours


Highwomen - s/t


Miranda Lambert - Wildcard


Jason Aldean - 9


Cody Jinks - The Wanting

Upchurch - Parachute



Ashley McBryde - One Night Standards


Blake & Trace - Hell Right


Luke Bryan - What She Wants Tonight

Oct 2, 2019

Really Dumb Country Reviews: October '19


These are real reviews from a popular digital music service.
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Zac Brown Band - The Owl






The Highwomen - s/t




Jon Pardi - Heartache Medication



Upchurch - Parachute


Sturgill Simpson - Sound & Fury
(yeah, I know it's not actually country)




Miranda Lambert - Wildcard


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